It’s been a rough month for Jessica Simpson after losing her malitpoo Daisy to a coyote in her parent’s back yard. The singer turned to Twitter in hopes of being able to retrieve her pup, but everyone knew that the situation was pretty bleak. Jessica did not give up hope though and followed through with the tips that she received that Daisy had been found… only to find out that all of them were dead-ends that she was lead to by pranksters.

As if the loss of a dog isn’t heartbreaking enough, especially under such circumstances, but to have people sending you messages that give you hope only to find out that it was just some jerk off with a keyboard messing with you? That’s truly mean.

Jessica took to her Twitter last night to ask the public to please stop with the practical jokes. “People have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. People are so cruel. Please respect her memory.”

I would love to be able to make a joke about this, and I’m sure that some of you in the comments will chime in about how stupid and irresponsible she and her parents are, but currently I have my chihuahua sleeping on my lap and the thought of losing him period, let alone to a coyote, is heartbreaking. I actually feel quite bad about this story and am disgusted by anyone so desperate to touch fame that they’re sending this woman false reports of finding her puppy.

“Nobody wants their college pictures drudged up, especially if college is only four years ago for you. That’s why it’s so embattled, because it’s so current. You have President Obama who smoked pot like 20 or 30 years ago, or you have someone young with a celebrity who’s smoke pot four years ago, so it’s pretty current. If you smoked pot you smoked pot, it shouldn’t matter how old. She’s never wanted anything, taken anything from me, never said anything about anything. She loves me and wants to be by my side. I respect her for that and I love her for it. Everyone else that’s come into my life has basically taken money from me, burned me in the media, said lies about me and tried to drive wedges into my relationship with my family.”

- Jon Gosselin, comparing his trashy girlfriend Hailey Glassman to President Obama in a really delicious interview with PopEater.

It seemed like Family Weekend here in LA with celebrities ditching the nannies for a couple of days and actually like, hanging out with their kids. Even over in Cambridge, MA, Tom and Suri were playing in a lake together (which looks so photo-oppy, sadly.) The pumpkin patch seemed like the place to be with appearances by Heidi Klum and Hendy, Larry Birkhead and mini Anna Nicole and Christina Aguilera and Max. Also notable is Nicole Richie and a scrumptious looking Harlow (I wanted to eat the buns off her head) and Brian Austin Green taking his son Kassius bowling. As if having Brian Austin Green for a dad wasn’t hard enough, the poor kid has to be named something more suitable for a gay porn star, too.

Yesterday, TMZ announced that Michael Jackson’s mother Katherine will not inherit her son’s estate, but instead it will go to the people who probably deserve it the most: his three children. Well, mostly.

The plan that was originally drawn up was this: 40% goes to Katherine, 40% goes to the kids, and 20% goes to charity. However, the trustees of the estate get final ruling on how much of that 40% Katherine’s going to get and after she passes on, the kids get the rest of it. Seems OK.

One thing I don’t understand is this: Why does Katherine get any of it? While Michael was supporting her for the last many years of his life, now that she has taken on three children to raise for him, shouldn’t she get a standard percentage for that (like she already is) and nothing else? Wouldn’t it be best for the kids to have as much of that money as possible, and what exactly does an elderly woman need all that dough for?

Hope this doesn’t kill your Joan Boners, but Christina Hendricks is officially off the market, people. The Mad Men star tied the knot yesterday with Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco Restaurant in New York City. The two met last year through Christina’s Mad Men co-star, Vincent Kartheiser, so that’s where you should send your hate mail. Hendricks, who could likely nab any dress she wanted chose the very first that she tried on, a Carolina Herrera number that she described as “magnificent.”

Also, I feel I should point out that I was raised in the kind of home where it’s not nice to say that someone’s ugly, so let’s just put it this way: Geoffrey looks like he’s probably a really nice guy.

Hey guys! Guess what just hit the Internet 17 minutes ago? This new MJ song, “This Is It,” and now we have it here on Evil Beet. We’re prompt like that. It’s a good song. But, ya know, this dude could sing the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting schedule and Lindsay Lohan would be hanging on every note. He was just such a phenomenal talent. It’s something I’ve always maintained and still maintain: setting aside the events of his personal life, this is one of the greatest musical talents of our history.