The wait might be ova, but I’d be fine if it wasn’t.  Rihanna’s new single “Russian Roulette” dropped — take a listen.

It’s no coincidence that this song is titled after a game that’s all about potentially shooting yourself.  It’s that boring.  Like, you don’t want to be listening to this song if you are driving because you could end up on someone’s lawn Billy Joel style before you know it.  It’ll put you to sleep …a melodic Unisom, if you will.

Overdramatizing?  Probably.  And I know it’s not cool to criticize Rihanna, but why do all her songs sound the same?

Image from TMZ.com

Avril Lavigne and hubby Deryck Whibley just split up a little bit ago, but that doesn’t mean that the Sum41 singer is staying at home playing “I’m With You” on repeat and crying. In fact, he seems to be doing just the opposite: pressin’ lips with a modely-looking chick at a tattoo parlor in Los Angeles (There’s video here. Sorry, no embed code.)

It doesn’t seem odd that Deryck would start seeing someone quick to lay on the PDA. Avril supposedly was an ice queen and treated him like crap toward the end of their marriage. This chick is the complete opposite: hands wrapped around his face, going in for the kill to the point where Deryck even seems a little bit shy (no doubt the paparazzi hanging out behind them helped make this “tender moment” so much more awkward.) Still, after spending the last several years with a woman who treated her help better than you, I can see why he’d rush to be with a woman who can’t keep her hands off of him.

Linds and Donatella Versace cuddled at the Whitney Museum gala last night in New York City.  Donatella is a walking, talking representation of a more mature Lindsay.  All LL needs to do is stare into the unmoving face of Donatella to see her own fate as it will occur in about three years.  Neutral dress?  Check.  Scarecrow hair?  Check.  Paralyzed facial muscles?  Check.  Long-standing love of coke?  Check.  Huge career in fashion?  Eh, maybe not.

More pics in the gallery of these two intertwined train wrecks.

If there’s one area in life that’s easier for celebrity children, it’s the confidence to walk out of the house wearing things that average teenage girls would never consider. We’ve seen it with Nicole Richie, Kelly Osbourne, Bruce and Demi’s girls, and of course, bourgeoning fashion icon, Lourdes Leon. It must take a serious set of cojones (metaphorical, of course) to walk out of the house lookin’ like this (and you should see what I just walked my dog in), but Lourdes does it all the time and with confidence. In fact, I think any day now she’s going to get mixed in with the commoners over at this blog.

Bethenny Frankel, the somewhat newly engaged Real Housewives of New York cast member that’s about to branch out with her very own spin off has some more exciting news to share (because why would you keep anything secret?!)… She and fiance Jason Hoppy are expecting their first child. Bethenny, who didn’t give a reason for why she told-all to People about her pregnancy, did mention that she’d hoped to keep it secret longer than she did. “It’s not like, ‘Did I Get Botox?’ It’s not the way I wanted it to get out. I haven’t even gone through my first trimester. We haven’t even heard the heartbeat. My [fiancé's] parents didn’t even know.” So, uhhh, why’d you want it to get out then, lady? Deny, deny, deny! Has your minor fame taught you nothing, Frankel?! Never tell the truth the first time!

The pregnancy is about two months along, so the notoriously tiny Bethenny better start packing on the pounds soon to accommodate her baby. What’s even more troubling is that fickle Bethenny just met this fiance of hers 11 months ago. Not quite Khloe and Lamar-status, but what’s the rush?

“I think I need to back away from the whole TV approach.  That whole world of network television, probably isn’t, for me, a good idea now. I need to start reading for more serious roles.”

Mischa Barton reassuring the public that there will be no more sightings of her on their television sets.  May we all now channel surf bravely and without hesitation!