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Like, twinnish, even?

These days they just look like two random chicks who met when they got rejected from one of Hef’s girlfriend casting sessions for “dressing like poor people but not in a good way” and then decided they’d form their own club where their only master would be The Art of the Smirk.

These shots are from the 2009 Council of Fashion Designers of America’s new members reception in NYC. Because fashion is WHAT THEY DO NOW. Awkward and sung-off-key VHS movies for the aged 2-5 demographic is SO 1995.

Kanye West’s scary girlfriend doesn’t think there’s anything funny about the Twitter rumors that her man is dead. Of course at this point we all know that those rumors are not true and it’s just a practical joke started by some bored people with too much time on their hands to Tweet, but Amber Rose made a statement on her Twitter today letting the world know that not only is her boy alive, but that she thinks whoever started this whole thing is a “ridiculous”!

This RIPKanyeWest topic is not funny and its NOT TRUE! He has people like myself and his family that love him very much. Its in extreme poor taste to have that as a trendy topic. It’s totally disrespectful to make up a story like this where all human and we all make mistakes and to say someone died cuz of a mistake is ridiculous. U wouldn’t want someone to say that about u Or someone u love it’s not funny. #LongLiveYeezy!!!!!

Why the Twitterers who started all this hubbub chose Kanye is a mystery, but this point it’s not disrespectful and it’s clearly a joke. And how much do you love this alien Barbie referring to “trending topics” as “trendy topics”?

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Nicole Richie is on this week’s cover of People and it’s a damn good thing that he’s so cute, because with a name like Sparrow, he needs to have good looks on his side.  If you’re wondering how they came up with the name — I was convinced that it was sourced from a train of thought that went something like Twitter>Tweet>bird>Sparrow — basically, Joel Madden wanted his son to have a name that would torture him.

“We have different tastes in names,” Nicole says. “Sparrow was one we both liked. I liked the way it sounded with Harlow, and there’s the Captain Jack Sparrow connection.”

Joel goes on, “It reminded me of the Johnny Cash song ‘A Boy Named Sue.’ My worry raising a son in Hollywood is what will he have to struggle for? I wanted to give him a name that he’s going to have to stand up for. I love it; I think it’s a beautiful name.”

Also, despite the rumors, Nicole and Joel are not married.  Nicole maintains that if her children wanted them to get hitched, they would as long as the kids drew up the prenup.  Okay, she didn’t say that part about the prenup, but I imagine that Harlow would be a fierce negotiator.

While filming a scene for her new movie, The Business Of Falling In Love, Hilary Duff really showed her range. Her character, who I can only assume is adorably klutzy per standard RomCom formula, has to fall face first in the middle of an NYC sidewalk. Lucky for Hil there was a mattress to break her fall, but the pictures? The pictures are gold. It doesn’t even matter that she’s not really falling.

Britney Spears has been dating her agent Jason Trawick for some time now and the two may be getting even more serious if Britney’s mom has anything to do with it. A friend of the family spoke to Us Weekly and said that not only is Lynne Spears behind the relationship, but she thinks the two should get hitched. “Lynne said, ‘He’s the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he’s stable,’” the source told the magazine.

While an agent certainly is a step up from Britney’s last hubby, Kevin Federline, and it would definitely be wise for the pop star to keep her agent’s share of her earnings (10%!) in the family, one has to wonder if Britney is ready to take the leap again. She’s just landed on her feet after one of the craziest downward spirals we’ve ever seen play out in the press. However, those who know the couple say that he was one of the only people that stood by her throughout her crazy times. “Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney’s life. He’s very protective of her.” Yeah, or protective of her money. Who knows?