The girl pictured above is a die-hard Jonas Brothers fan. So die hard that she’s been waiting outside of a Four Seasons Hotel in Toronto for over a month with some of her girlfriends. OK, so maybe that’s a little scary, but you know how young fans are. I’ve heard crazier things.

The girls got to meet their idols, take photos with them several times and gave them gifts, including sketches of the boys they’d done themselves. When the Jonas Bros checked out of the hotel, the girls were shocked when a maid brought them heaps of their gifts back to them in large trash bags. Including several of the intricate sketches. Heartbroken, they asked the maid where the sketches were found. She told them that they were found in Kevin Jonas’ trash can.

While I suppose it’s a much needed reality check for these obsessive fans, I do think that there’s something heartbreaking about this. Not only would it have not been hard for an assistant to hold on to these sketches at least until they got out of the hotel, but the maid really didn’t need to drag their faces through the mud.

I would have guessed that the most popular Halloween costumes this year would be Michael Jackson and Lady Gaga, but I’m officially putting Billy Mays up there too. Why? His son is hosting a contest on his website encouraging fans to dress up like his desceased father for “prize packages”. How tacky.

Mays the 3rd defends his actions though, saying that this is just a another thing he’s doing to carry on his father’s memory. “All I’m trying to do is spread some positivity out there in the world. Couldn’t hurt, could it?”

Uhhh, no. But it’s kinda creepy.

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper seem to be getting even cozier… but not too cozy! The two arrived at LAX on a flight from Canada yesterday, and while the two definitely exited the same plane, but once they stepped food off the aircraft, the two never were seen together. Renee went to baggage claim and got two massive suitcases, which she brought to her waiting car and left with. Bradley, on the other hand, strolled on out of the airport with nothing but a backpack, although there are no photos of him going to Renee’s car or anyone else’s car, for that matter. I’m thinking maybe Renee grabbed both their bags and they met up later? Either way, there’s something very “spy movie” about the whole thing.

Singer Morrissey (who you remember from The Smiths), was performing at Oasis Leisure Center in Swindon, UK when he started complaining of difficulty breathing. Moments later, he collapsed on stage during a performance, requiring him to be taken to the hospital.

He is currently in stable condition at a local hospital and his injuries and condition do not appear to be life-threatening. Morrissey is 50 years old, a still somewhat young age, but definitely one where certain health problems are warning signs of greater troubles. Let’s hope Moz is on the mend and that he stays on his feet during his next gig.

Stephanie Pratt got a DUI recently and according to her, it’s not her fault. She thinks that she was set up by her brother Spencer, who is desperate to keep The Hills on the air. Stephanie claims that Spencer was encouraging her to drink at sister-in-law Holly Montag’s birthday party the night of the arrest. She’d been watching her intake exactly for the reason that she was afraid of getting pulled over and says that Spencer and MTV producers were the ones who kept telling her to pound another drink down. Once Stephanie left the club, where there were already officers parked outside, and didn’t get twenty yards in her vehicle before she heard sirens.

While Stephanie’s story is actually slightly believable, it seems unlikely that Spencer, MTV and the Los Angeles Police Department were all willing to do this to Stephanie. Not only does she already have a record, but it just seems over the top, even for The Hills. While Stephanie did blow just barely over the legal limit, making it a fair arrest, wouldn’t the LAPD catch some unneeded flack for their involvement in such a stunt? Beside, isn’t Holly supposed to be the alcoholic?

Brad Pitt decided to take his custom chopper out for a spin in Beverly Hills today. Of course, the paparazzi swarmed him and just like incidents with Nicole Richie and Britney Spears, they caused him to get in an accident. Brad attempted to swerve between them at a red light in order to pull ahead when the light turned green, and while swerving he fell off his bike. At first he appeared to be just fine, getting back on the bike and continuing to ride, but he wound up pulling over at a near by apartment complex and called someone to come pick him up. He left his new bike behind at the scene.