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Sandra Bullock is Taking On a Porn Star in Court Over This Little Girl

Sandra Bullock Battles Porn Star in Court

Sandra Bullock is not commonly associated with porn stars, but America’s Sweetheart is taking on one in court over a child custody battle!

Sandy’s husband, Jesse James, was married to 40 year old porn star Janine Lindenmulder and had a baby with her. The baby is now a little girl, Janine just finished up a prison stint for tax evasion and is spending time in a half way house, and Jesse is married to Sandra Bullock. It’s important to note that Janine’s ability to mother her daughter is not just marred by her career choice, she’s also a downright irresponsible person. After serving her time in Oregon, Janine met and immediately married someone she met at her halfway house who has a pretty nasty criminal record.

On top of that, Janine already let go of Sunny once. In a furious text message to her ex sent from prison (they can text in prison?) Janine said “U win. Sandra finally has her baby — congratulations.” Yeah, because that’s the kind of competition everyone wants to win, right?

Where things stand now, Jesse has nearly full custody of his little girl, but if Janine has any say that will change. Currently, the only times she’s allowed to see her daughter are on Sundays from 10 AM-4 PM. That’s not a whole lot, but it certainly sounds like anyone would be a better parent for this little girl, especially a wealthy film star who has the time and money to take care of her.

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    • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA jesus that made me laugh first thing in the morning, thanks for making my day!!

  • I don’t think Janine’s choice of profession should enter into whatever is going on, Jesse married her and got her pregnant knowing she was a porn star. Jesse let her move out of the state with the child for nearly 2 years, I think everyone loves Sunny but Janine has made a serious error by marrying a criminal, I think had she had any other profession she would not have gone to prison for tax evasion she’s paid dearly for doing far less than Wesley Snipes for instance or thousands of other people have done and made arrangements to pay off their debt. Nobody really thinks she did her own taxes, right?

    I believe that it’s possible a person who was visiting Janine in prison texted the message to Jesse for Janine, not that she was able to have a phone in federal lockup. It’s just a case of wanting what’s best for the little girl and Janine proving she can make sound judgment calls where it involves Sunny, like not marrying a criminal for starters. I don’t believe they never want Sunny see her mom, just not to allow unsupervised visits or shared custody right now and the way they can ensure that is to have full custody and not have to negotiate with her, for Sunny’s safety.

  • Quick piece of trivia:

    Janine was also the cover girl in the nurse’s outfit for Blink 182’s “Enema of the State.”

  • Janine was my next door neighbor when she was living in Oregon, and it was when she was still raising Sunny and Janine’s other child. There was constant yelling and screaming every day, and just wasn’t a good environment for a little girl to grow up in…Janine would go away for periods and time and leave Sunny with a babysitter for a week or more at times. I’m glad she is not being cared for by her real mom anymore. It was horrible to see

  • ewww i don’t think i could ever marry a guy who was in a relationship with a porn star, much less MARRIED to one. MUCH LESS had a kid with. that’s just sick, his dick has been everywhere that woman’s vagina has been, and in turn in yours. Sandra’s a brave woman if she can look past that.

  • Why is everyone being so critical of Janine’s vagina? What about where Jesse’s penis has been? So sexist!

  • Jesus Christ.
    Would you please learn how to write, molls? I can’t handle the run on sentences much longer.