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Oct 24, 2009 at 10:15 am by Molls
“The best thing that ever happened to me was being brought up hard. It’s kept me hungry, even though now I’ve got more than I ever thought I’d see in this lifetime. It doesn’t matter how much I accumulate — I’ll be starving for the rest of my life, that’s for damn sure. They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. Fuck that — when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that shit down. I’ve got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain’t even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you’ll hear it whining.”
- Tracy Morgan in his new essay “The New Black“
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good words.
i LOVE tracy morgan
+++++++++
I wish Tracy Morgan was our president, he understands free enterprise. Maybe he’ll tie the dumbasses in the White House up in his basement until they get their shit together.
Damn, I wanna copy those words and write them all over my walls, that’s crazy! I love it. I’ll do that when opportunity comes knocking on my door
What a weirdo.
why don’t you shut your big mouth. no wonder the cast of SNL couldn’t stand you. don’t burn your bridges, idiot
You don’t know what the fuck you’re saying, douchebag! If the cast of SNL hated the guy, he wouldn’t be on 30 rock. Tina Fey knew talent when she saw it, and so does Lorne Michaels.
“Opportunity ain’t even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you’ll hear it whining.”
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Love it.