Oct 23, 2009 at 01:12 pm by Molls

Alec Baldwin is Over Skinny Bitches

“Women today are so skinny. If I did a love scene with them, I would crush them. If I did a love scene with Renee, I would kill her!”

– Actor Alec Baldwin describing what would happen if he was doing a sex scene with the extremely skinny Renee Zellweger. Ummm. Violent.

15 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Alzaetia says:

    I’m pretty sure he just means that he’d crush her to death.
    But he’s still worthless.

  2. Jess says:

    I love this man.

  3. CrabtownUSA says:

    I don’t know if the women are too skinny, but I do know Alec Baldwin is one fat bastard.

  4. Swadoo says:

    It’s pretty tough to read an article if I am staring at a photo of Alec Baldwin looking ten shades of crazy.

  5. casey says:

    I know he’s trouble, but he’s got me transfixed. It’s that Baldwin hypnosis of hotness.

  6. Alan says:

    Alec, I’m warning you. Keep your fat ass of of my Renee. Her skinny body belongs to me, so, back off, tubby.

  7. Alan says:

    Oops! I Thought I hit cancel by mistake, so, I repeat, keep your fat ass off of Renee, Alec. She’s mine! Of course, I’ve been quite busy and haven’t gotten around to telling her yet.

  8. Sass says:

    I dont find him remotely sexy.

    And is noone as concerned as I am with that flesh eating virus looking blotch situation he has on his face?

    No thanks.

  9. Chuck says:

    Alec needs to go on a diet so he doesn’t smush poor Renee. He’s just let himself go physically. He started out in great shape.

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