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Avril Lavigne is Moving In With Brandon Davis. Gross.

Avril Lavigne

Well, her soon to be ex husband Deryck Whibley has already moved on to making out with chick in tattoo parlors, so I guess it makes sense that Avril would move on to someone new, too. But while Deryck Whibley is out hooking with some Hollywood scene queen, she’s moving in with a former Hollywood kinda sorta somebody with a big greasy face. Yeah, Brandon Davis. A refresher for those of you who’ve had the pleasure of forgetting: he’s the one who hangs out with Paris and Co. and famously called Lindsay Lohan poor for only having seven mil. and then brilliantly called her a firecrotch to TMZ cameras.

The two supposedly have been seeing each other since the split, but their move in seems more recession-friendly than serious. From Hollyscoop: “Avril is selling her home where she lived with Deryck, while Brandon still lives in his family’s Bel-Air mansion….They both needed a place to live, so they decided to move in together.”

This is the first woman that Brandon has ever lived with and Avril isn’t even divorced yet, so I don’t anticipate this relationship going anywhere. I actually, deep down, genuinely feel that eventually one of them is going to wind up stabbing the other in a coke-fueled rage. I think this is probably a massive mistake, but they didn’t ask me so whatever…

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  • Why is this filed under Brandon Routh?

    Oh, and EWWWWWW. Brandon Davis is beyond gross. You could swab him, put it in a petri dish, and just watch the bacteria grow.

  • Agree he’s gross but Avril is a drop out so maybe she can’t read & find out what a creepy sweat dripping thing he is. Also, they were sighted together getting very friendly way way before the split.

  • All that confirms is that Avril has a huge cocaine problem. He’s a thief so all his victims of fraud can be assured he’s going to pay them all back, millions is what I heard he owes in gambling debts and personal uncollateralized loans, because he has nothing left of his own. She’ll leave very much addicted, with far less of her money and zero dignity. Smart move idiotgirrrl.

  • I am just confused why Arvil feels the need to pay for a greasy man.

    But at least Brandon has found someone, besides his Grandmother, to pay his bills.

  • Well, I am not sure how accurate this is since she is dating Justin Murdock, heir to the Dole pineapple fortune. They were just in Hawaii together.