I’m really praying this isn’t true. My true hope is that the reporters over at the Enquirer sat around a table and said “Hey, wouldn’t it be something if Dave Letterman was caught on a security camera having sex with one of his employees? That sounds like a good story. Let’s run with it!” Actually, let’s assume that is exactly what happened. Here’s what they came up with:
A studio surveillance tape reportedly caught the 62-year-old star and a much-younger female co-worker in a compromising position – and it could shatter Letterman’s already troubled marriage, say sources.
What’s more, the tape could persuade worried CBS execs to hammer the final nail into the talk-show host’s late-night career – and could play a key role in the trial of the producer who allegedly tried to blackmail him.
“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” revealed a close source.
“It’s one thing for him to have publicly admitted to having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It’s another to see him in the throes of passion with one of those women.
“Dave apparently didn’t know the location of the security cameras at his Late Show studio.”
I report celebrity gossip for a living. I’ve been exposed to a lot of trauma-inducing images — things that no human should ever have to see. I’ve witnessed everything from a Julia Roberts nip slip to Samantha Ronson in a dress. However, there is no therapy, no prescription, no anything that can prepare me for or help me recover from a Dave Letterman sex tape. It would be life-changing in the really bad, rocking back and forth in the corner kind of way.
HAHAHAHAHA! Wendie, you are fabulous. If the tape surfaces, you should just drop some acid with Adam Lambert – that’ll help you gather some clarity and calm in regard to all this. ; )
Dropping acid WHILE watching the Letterman sex tape…I don’t know whether to laugh or be horrified.
Dave did creepy things. He sucks. His actions have hurt his wife, and the repercussions will likely spill over to poor Harry. But how is a Letterman sex tape any defense to blackmail?
Nuala, his actions have hurt his wife? Have you had intimate discussions about this with her? Seriously, how do you know what is going on between Letterman and his wife?
“Seriously, how do you know what is going on between Letterman and his wife?”
Dave said, on national tv, that his wife had been terribly hurt by his actions. I don’t think a personal sit down with his wife is necessary in order to know that kind of thing in this case.
He just said that shit to get a laugh. His wife knew all along about his peter tracks.
I actually wouldn’t mind seeing it!
dats just nasty
It was halloween, her brothers thought she looked scariest in this..
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But it’s not true, right? You made the whole thing up. Your Tweets & headline are very misleading and don’t hint that the whole story is untrue.
maybe you need to re-read the post LP. It starts out by saying that it may or may not be true!
Frankly, if I was his wife I’d divorce him simply based on his style of workout clothes and they way he wears them. I mean who the hell tucks their t-shirt inside their gym shorts when they go for a run? With the dough he’s got, why doesn’t invest in something hipper, like Under
Armour or something?
I’d lovvve it!!! Dave is my TV boyfriend! LOL He’s cuter in person…funny works for me, along with socks with loafers and hi-waists. Not to mention homes in Barbados and a gazillion, trillion $$. I lovvve you Dave, call me.
Grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.