Lindsay has finally explained that fuckfest of a fashion flop, better known as the Ungaro collection that she helped create. As it turns out, she isn’t just some directionless “actress” who thought she could throw her name on a label and have it be successful — actually, that’s exactly the case — she just ran out of time.
That makes sense to me. After all, when you’re pressed for time, churning out a collection of sequined and heart-shaped pasties, nipple tassels (though LL claims she didn’t know about those ahead of time) and ill-fitting, unimaginative frocks that make you the laughingstock of the fashion world seems to be the obvious action plan. Fear not, though. Ungaro is letting Linds fuck up another season’s worth of clothes. “I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning. It’s already in January. I thought it was in March.”
that guy is sucking the life out of her. You can see it happening.
That is assuming she has any life left.
She is confused as to when the show is. The collection will turn out just as horrible (star-shaped pasties, perhaps), and say AGAIN that she ran out of time.
-meream
You have perfectly described tormented artistic genius with bi-polar flair of a designer according to all East Coast couturier freaks and fashion house scammers in Hollywood.. So White Oprah momma wasn’t off the wall brag-lying huh?
Hands down the creepiest picture I have EVER seen. This guy would not be allowed to touch, hug, kiss, or fondle me with a ten foot pole – SICK!!!! Seriously, his forehead makes me want to vomit!!!!!!
seriously people i thought that was her dad…….wtf is up with his two tone forehead? god linds, high much?