Today's Evil Beet Gossip

A Modern Day Romeo and Juliet

Screen shot 2009-10-14 at 5.38.51 AM

It’s reassuring to see that nothing has changed while I was away.  Sure, Lindsay may have finally switched over to her lindsaylohan account name (and I don’t blame her for trying to distance herself from that other ID that forever linked her with that DayGlo spray tanner in a can, sevinnyne6126), but other than that, I see she’s still sharing her angst with the Twitterverse.

In today’s installment of Lindsanity, the actress laments the mutual but impossible love that she shares with Samantha Ronson.  Two star-crossed lovers who can’t be together due to Sam’s disapproving family — a family comprised of a Grammy-winning music exec and a well-established clothing designer who apparently “hate” Sam’s ability to work a turntable.  What’s a talentless, singer/actress/model/director/fashion consultant/fame whore/stalker to do?

18 CommentsLeave a comment

  • In all fairness, Lindsay is not without talent. She’s a great actress when she wants to be — or at least she was. It’s sad what a lack of parenting, too much money, and a bottomless need for all the wrong kinds of attention can do.

  • She was a good kid actress, she’s never done well in any role as an adult. Her direct competition was Scarlett Johansson, look what she’s done with her adult career – and then look at Lindsay. Failed transition.

    What’s weird about the twitter is just a day or two ago she was tweeting with Charlotte Ronson, so something must have happened. I know there was a story about more jewels being taken in Paris, on loan and not returned – she canceled the credit card used as collateral so the jewelry store filed a police report. I guess jewel thief can be added to her resume now too.

    • I think it was more like she tweeted to her, not with her. She is well known for tweeting to people who never respond.

  • In all my years of reading Evil Beet, I can say with 100% knowledge that this was the BEST POST EVER! The title alone was amazing.

    Everytime I see the lindsanity, it reminds me of my days of debauchery aka doing more than my fair share of drugs. Only difference was I actually looked my age of 23 and I wasn’t a total psycho.

  • First, you are in the same business of perez hilton; however, you bash him & his site. He posted on this very topic yesterday & utilized the same title…regarding Lindsay’s current situation as a modern day Romeo & Juliet. I just find it funny that this isn’t the first time that this website has posted things long after perez utilizing the same lines, themes, and titles.
    Perez rocks over this site, as he doesn’t post a picture and then 20 minutes of his personal life & then a two line blurb about the picture provided.
    This doesn’t mean that perez is always right or wrong for that matter. But you make it seem that you are jealous of him by bashing him for really no reason at all. He sits in a different world than you as a blogger & there is good reason for that. Keep up the good work, but stop appearing as if you rip off other’s & really, who cares about your day while posting a picture of Jessica Alba, etc, etc. Your site is a bore.

    PS: To Beet: you really look like a juvenile crazy person when attacking Emmy Rossum regarding Adam. Hey, I am a huge Counting Crows fan & I find him beyond talented. But if I was them & read your posts I would not only feel embarassed for you; but wonder if a restraining order is required. You look so weird, you really do. & I say that not as a put down, but seriously, I feel uncomfortable when I read your weird posts of calling her a bitch and telling her to stay away from your boyfriend. How old are you? You sound like a weird middle schooler that will grow up and wish she never posted weird stuff like that on the internet.

    • ok, I change my mind…. “Perez rocks” is the funniest thing I read on here. First off, he doesn’t even write his site anymore, his sister does it & manages to have spelling and grammar error in almost every post which are not funny & so full of ass kissing, her lips are permanently brown.

      As for posts about his personal life… umm seriously? Every time he is photograped anywhere or mentioned in an “amazeballs” article, it’s on his website, not to mention a link after every post for people to follow him on twitter. Talk about self-promotion. People bash Perez & his site not b/c they are jealous. I think it has to do a lot more with him being the biggest shitstain hypocrite ever. He talks about people no having a “real” job, being D-list, having horrible fshion sense, being ugly, etc. The man obviously doesn’t own a mirror, b/c he is those exact things and then some.

      Maybe you haven’t read Romeo & Juliet, let me sum it up. The story is about 2 people in love who can’t be together b/c of their families. Lindsay is saying she loves Samantha b/c her family is keeping them apart. Do the two sound familiar? Why lookee there, it’s the same story so it’s possible that more than one person would link the two.

      • and yeah, I have at least 75 spelling errors in my own post, but I’m recovering from my birthday celebration aka last night of drinking & my brain isn’t fully functioning.

    • Yes Amber, Wendie totally stole this headline from her nemesis Perez Hilton’s site! It’s so obvious that she reads & plagiarizes other blogs before she writes posts for Evil Beet. Some originality will be nice, Wendie, which I’m sure you are capable of.

      Below is what PH posted on: October 13, 2009 at 11:15 am regarding Lindsay & Samantha:

      “A plague on both their houses!
      First Michael Lohan didn’t approve of their love, now the entire Ronson fam! Shame!
      It’s seems the beloved tabloid couple Lindsay Lohan and saMAN Ronson have become a modern day Romeo and Juliet. (Except this Juliet is constantly strung out and has hair of straw and this Romeo is, well, a woman.)
      We haven’t seen Lezlo with her better half for quite sometime, but now we know why, thanks to the ever life-sucking web community known as Twitter. Lindsay took to hers to discuss her pain:
      “@samantharonson doesn’t respond 2me b/c her family will cut her off if she contacts me…They control the one I love & im incapable of making any sort of difference. I’m in love with her, as she is in love with me….but her loved ones-hate her brilliance & resent her happiness”
      Not as eloquent as Shakespeare, but still sooo heartbreaking.
      We can’t imagine why her family doesn’t approve. You’re such an upstanding citizen!”
      ?

  • Hey Amber,

    How much did Perez pay you to post on the Beet?

    STFU and go away. Take your illustrator with you and draw penises on someone elses picture. HAHA yeah that’s not funny at all. Pretty lame.

  • It might be easier for Sam to blame her family rather than to just tell Lindsay it is OVER. Lindsay is off her nut and has been for quite some time. While a crazy lover might be fun in the bedroom at first, eventually it just gets old. Sam may need to go into witness protection if she ever wants to really get out of that toxic relationship.