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Lets just be happy that for once they’re both smiling, k?
I think running on the track must remind Katie of freedom…
Oh, don’t worry, Sasha. You know they all secretly want to be you. Who wouldn’t want to eat ice cream with peanut butter in it before bed? Seriously?
OMG Beet you had me laughing my ass off while reading this….<3 you!
She might be the biggest 3 year-old I have ever seen. If I had to guess, I would have put her at 5 years-old!
I was thinking the same thing, and I teach 5 year olds- some smaller than Suri.
BUT – they look like they are having a great time!!
My daughter is the same size as her and is only 3(just turned in July) people always think she is much older and are shocked when they hear her actual age. I’m 5’7″ and her dad is 6’1″, I am wondering how much taller than me she will be. Good job getting your tot to exercise, they benefit just as much as we do (and sleep better too)
I was thinking that Katie looked like a giant!
Wow, Beet I absolutely freaking adore you! I read your blogs every day, I find your commentary hilarous! If you are ever in the Scottsdale AZ area you better let me know so I can treat you to a drink! You deserve it! Keep up the awesome work! Work sucks without you!
Beet, you are delightful :)
Beet – I’m so so glad to see you posting more again. Don’t get me wrong; Wendie and Molls are both great, but you have unparalleled wit and such a great writing style.
I understand you have other sites, and that you need a personal life, but I think everyone (or at least the vast majority of the readers here) miss you when you’re gone.
Dear Beet,
I can always rely on you to bring the charm, the wit and the “keepin’-it-real” factor. You are my guilty pleasure. Cheers from Maui.
xoxo
Jacq
lol, so true! shes huge for a 3 yr old!!!
I’m usually not one to compliment children.. EVER. But that Suri Cruise is one gorgeous little girl
okay, here goes…..
hate me all you want beeters but, put a lil’ black ribbon around suri’s neck and she’s a dead ringer for that lil’ girl in ‘orphan’!
c-r-e-e-p-y.
lol
Young lady, you rock. Love your blog!
I love you Beet. :)
finally they got that hair out of the poor girl’s face!
Katie and Suri have been using that track the past few days. It’s the track at Boston University, usually where students like to go to run and work out. However, when they come, they shut down the whole freaking track and block it off so none of us can get in. There are plenty of places to go and run in Boston. I’m paying 50 grand a year to go to this school–so let me run on my own track when I want to!!!!
that is bologna!
Lol, I love reading a beet post.
Suri woulda won if she had her heels on…
dude, you are me. please tell me you’re not joking about the whole peanut-butter-in-ice-cream-right-before-bed thing, because i feel really happy that i’m not the only one who does that.