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Jon Gosselin Compares Haley to Obama

“Nobody wants their college pictures drudged up, especially if college is only four years ago for you. That’s why it’s so embattled, because it’s so current. You have President Obama who smoked pot like 20 or 30 years ago, or you have someone young with a celebrity who’s smoke pot four years ago, so it’s pretty current. If you smoked pot you smoked pot, it shouldn’t matter how old. She’s never wanted anything, taken anything from me, never said anything about anything. She loves me and wants to be by my side. I respect her for that and I love her for it. Everyone else that’s come into my life has basically taken money from me, burned me in the media, said lies about me and tried to drive wedges into my relationship with my family.”

– Jon Gosselin, comparing his trashy girlfriend Hailey Glassman to President Obama in a really delicious interview with PopEater.

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  • I can’t even be bothered to read what he says anymore.
    I usually just look at the picture, snicker and then walk away.

  • As soon as I first saw a picture of Hailey my initial thought was, “I bet she has TONS in common with President Obama.” So I totally see how he got that.

  • is that boil on his forehead sending him evil thoughts? Or speaking for him? Like Pinocchio, that thing could just get bigger and bigger every time he tells a fib.

  • I saw the whole thing coming when he had to get those hair plugs done. He is all about EGO! I thought then, uh oh, something is up with this guy. A happy satisfied man will not have to go to great lengths to look younger. He really won’t give a hoot about whether or not he is going bald, or at least will not run out and get hair plugs done. Looky, looky, Jon has hair! It’s not long enough though it should cover his face!

  • Ahh! You stupid fucking prick – STOP TALKING!! No one cares what you think about your idiot rebound fuck thinks or does. We’re all quite convinced it’s a deep, soulful relationship so can you seriously just shove a fucking sock in it??

  • Um, I just graduated college 2 years ago and I don’t have any pictures of me smoking pot and looking like a slut on the internet. And I only let certain people see them, anyway. She’s dumb. But I think we all knew that.

  • Just wait till the pix of him hit the internet. Come on we all know its out there. There has to be 1 so called friend or friend of a friend who has him doing something stupid.

    Face it this guy knows stupid. Currently hangs with it, seen standing next to it, and sleeps with it. Yup Jon knows stupid.

    Bet Kate will be the highest bidder or TLC.

    Figures his attorney was a loser.

  • All I see is a big festering pimple that needs to be popped. Oh, and there’s also a zit on his forehead.

  • “She’s never wanted anything, taken anything from me”

    Except all that expensive jewelry he buys for her…

  • While it is ridiculous that he compared Hailey to Obama, it is just (if not more) ridiculous that he called himself a celebrity. WTF?

    And maybe homeslice can look into being sponsored by Proactiv?

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