Damn! Is there a couple of birthdays in the house or is Jon Gosselin the best dad since Reverend Run, fool!?! Check it: Cara and Madelyn had a birthday that needed celebratin’, and J.G. came correct by rolling up with some bomb-ass cake and some fly-ass cards fresh from the rack at the UPS store. But don’t think our boy’s gone soft. Awwww, hell no! MC Johnny G was seen smoking cigs and pimp walkin’ all over NYC while he ran errands, yo. And not just that, he picked dem bitches up from school! Holla!
I was totally laughing my ass off at this post. Then I saw the picture of the girl getting off the bus with the fucking paparazzi snapping pics of them.
Happy Birthday, Girls! Welcome to your life.
Ok, I hate Jon Gosselin, but this post was bloody brilliant!
That is one of the funniest things I have read in a while. If you go back to the video of the girls getting off the bus, all Mady said to him was “I hate your outfit”. The to add fuel to the fire, he bought a cake with her name spelled wrong on it, now thats what earns the father of the year award.
OMG is that Hailey “gross”man sittin gin the back seat?
OOPS, my bad on the typos. Is that Hailey “gross”man sitting in the back seat?
Molls, OMFG.
:) That was too cute. The headline is a killer…
i’m with everyone else . . . best story written to date! mc johnny g. genius.
this was stupid i wish you guys would stop writing about this guy
Lord help us.
He’s so bougie
Bwahaha ha ha yay Molls!
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I needed that laugh. Thanks!
Beet should just hand you this site free and clear Molls. You and Wendie have surpassed her by a fucking mile. Speaking of fucking, she’s not making you guys put out like Letterman did his staffers is she?
It’s like he’s having a mid mid life crisis…ugh. But, yes this post was really funny!
lmaoooo!!! thank you Molls!!! i really needed this.. You got me laughing for like 15 minutes now.. This post is fucking hillarious!
hilarious post! :)
hilarious molls! i was rollin… on the floor from laughing so damn hard!