Oct 06, 2009 at 09:34 pm by Evil Beet

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37 Responses to “Holy Werewolf Hotness!”

  1. Diana says:

    God, I feel so perverted for being so turned on. How many days before he turns 18? Hahaha.

  2. soso says:

    Are you kidding me? He looks gross, like some buff gumby.
    People get turned on by this? really..

  3. Allie says:

    Beet you realize you are talking about a 17 year old kid. You are how old?

    • DanTheMan says:

      Kinda funny, seeing how Beet and the other writers here throw around the term “barely legal” at women in their early twenties who are sleeping with older guys.

      • Zelda says:

        Yeah, this ogling of a 17 year old would be SLAMMED overon your sister site Zelda Lily, if the oject of mind-sex had a vagina wouldn’t it?

        Seems a bit (a lot) hypocritical.

  4. Spray on Abs says:

    Damn that guy has a long neck. His abs look sprayed on.

  5. hil says:

    ick. not feeling it. at all.

  6. Ruati says:

    totes feeling you Beets. He’s hot hot hot!! I’d do him any day ~

  7. Nic says:

    Ummm yeah Diana 128 days I totally just put it in my days until app in my iPhone!

    Spray on Abs pretty sure they do airbrush him to add definition for the movie (Hollywood does it all the time see “300″) but that little tyke is DEF in shape but like everything else in movies has to be exaggerated so must his abs.

  8. Klipper says:

    If that’s not the look of a guy that’s had a penis in his mouth then I don’t know what is…

    • Reno says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Here’s hoping you’re right about that!

    • anonymus says:

      r u fuckin stupid he is the SEXIIIIIIIIEESSSSTTTTTTT GUYYYYYYYY ONNNNNN THEEEEEE PLANETTTT ur probably ugly as hell dont hate on him cuz he is da sexiiiiiiest guy to ever live and u look like an assss (i bet my life on it) sooo get a life u freakin jealous lozerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is not gayyyyyy i promise u dat so u go put a penis in ur mouthh hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah suckaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. jkate says:

    He has no shoulders. That’s a deal-breaker for me — Josh Holloway from Lost has the same problem.

    • Blah Blah says:

      ^ I feel exactly the same way, narrow shoulders are such a no no for me. I know exactly what you mean about Josh Holloway too, it was especially obvious when he went shirtless, lol.

    • Whisk says:

      You got it jkate, lacking in the shoulder department is a no-no. That’s part of the reason why I stopped watching Lost… that and the fact I wouldn’t start paying for it. Grr, satellite television.

  10. jiff says:

    not feeling it. not hot to me at all.

  11. Squeeziee says:

    Yum.
    That is all.

  12. Sass says:

    Little boys dont do it for me. I tend to like adult men.

  13. LilDi says:

    I can’t look at him like that! I took my kids to see him in Shark Boy!

  14. Rou says:

    He is soooo UGLY yuck

  15. JudyP says:

    I am going to photo shop my hubbys head on that and put it on the fridge!

  16. Anonymous says:

    I hate Twilight but…OH MY GOSH he is gorgeous. I hate Bella even more for choosing Edward over this scrumdidiliumptious bar.

  17. sb says:

    He always looks like he’s constipated or something. I think his body looks gross, he has no shoulders, and his arms are kinda meaty and round looking. I dunno, he doesn’t do anything for me..

  18. DeeLynn says:

    Goodness! He is hot! I love the abs!

    …. but I gotta agree with sb – he has no shoulders and looks like he is constipated or about to cry…!

  19. Staci says:

    Well sheitt, it’s gonna take maybe a couple more years for the shoulders I gues, but I won’t hold it against you Tay Tay.

    Yes, I am the same age as Beet and I HAD to agree, Taylor Lautner is fucking fine and I would screw the hell out of him any day, any time, any where, any way he wants it. I actually, for once in my life, I feel like a bit of a pedophile, seeing as how I usually always like older guys, but HOW CAN ANYONE RESIST A SHINY NEW TOY LIKE THIS???!!!

    And in regards to the buff gumby comment: Take your medication now because it is obvious that you are delusional and you are definatly hallucinating.

    Oh and thanks for the new wallpaper BTW ;)

  20. bella.swan says:

    I got the nm illustrated movie companion the day it came out. It’s absolutely awesome :D anyway taylor is super sexy..I have a crush haha I’m 20 so I don’t think it’s that wrong is it..lol. Anyway fuck you saga haters and haters of the actors/actresses in the movie. People who have nothing nice to say probably sit in their bathrooms mutilating themselves. Haha suck on that.

    New moon in theaters 11.20.09 be there!

  21. maisa says:

    daaaaamn!, he’s soooo hot.

  22. smexy101 says:

    HooooooTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!

  23. beauty22 says:

    idk y yall peoplz is hatin on him he is soo fine but unlike u yall are probally juss sum ugly asz fat asz b**ches and yall knoe yall cant get dat but DAMN he is SEXII in capital letters haterz

  24. Anonymous says:

    ur hot as hell i love ur abs from:estefany I love you <3 uuuummmmmm papasito…….

  25. xena says:

    he so turns me on he can come and sleep in my bed any day or night + he’s already taken by me. :)

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