Well, I took off my lotion gloves to get this video out to you, so I hope y’all are happy. I’m in LA and it hasn’t aired out here yet, so I haven’t had a chance to see what it looks like on the edited West Coast feed, but new Saturday Night Live cast member Jenny Slate dropped an f-bomb in the middle of what I believe was her very first sketch on SNL ever.  Wow.

Her face after is absolutely priceless and endearing. I hope she doesn’t kill herself tonight. Personally, I think it was kinda pimp.

AnnaLynne McCord crept up on Lauren Conrad last night on the TeenVogue Young Hollywood Party in Los Angeles.

If you watch Real Housewives of Atlanta, you know that one of the funniest things to happen all season was the recording of Kim Zolciak’s single “Don’t Be Tardy For the Party”.  If you don’t watch Real Housewives of Atlanta, it doesn’t matter. This is still pretty funny. Although the full track has been floating around on the Internet for a couple months ago, I had the pleasure of stumbling upon this “music video” that Bravo put together for Kim that features all of seasons of Housewives. Since I’m generous and it’s Saturday, I thought I would post this here for you as a reminder that, wherever you’re going tonight, you should be prompt. Enjoy!

Lindsay Lohan had her self-mutilation outed long ago by photographs of the tell-tale scars on her arms, but one would hope that two trips to rehab and a little bit of growing up would help the starlet work her way past these issues. Unfortunately, these photos that were taken in August are just now being blown up to show that not only have Lindsay’s old scars failed to fade, but they are right next to new scars, even ones that have messed up the large tattoo on her forearm.

Self-mutilation is a huge problem with teens everywhere, but there’s been a lot of it in young Hollywood, especially that we’ve seen over the past few years. Other celebrities who have dealt with this private struggle are Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Princess Diana, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse and Megan Fox. We say this literally all the time, but here’s hoping that Lohan gets the help that she needs.

[photos via ONTD]

Honestly, does anyone still care about Ugly Betty? Lord knows I don’t, but I couldn’t resist posting these photos for you of Judith Light and Becki Newton memorizing their lines for the show while strolling the streets of NYC together. Judith looks gorgeous as always (I’ve always loved me some Angela Bower) and Becki Newton is just too fresh-faced and adorable for words. I don’t know if the two were on the clock or not, but I think it’s fabulous that they are so committed that they don’t even take a break from work to walk down the street and practice lines amongst the commoners. Imagine being the tourist from Dayton, Ohio lucky enough to catch a glimpse of these two greats rehearsing lines on the go.

It will be a brief cameo, but still! Miley Cyrus is about to appear in a movie with the word “sex” in the title. While rumors have been circulating that Miley may have something to do with the new flick for some time, things were up in the air due to her hectic schedule. However, it’s just been confirmed that Miley will have a role in Sex and the City 2.

*Spoiler Alert*

The scene that Miley will appear in is a undetermined red carpet event that both she and Samantha attend wearing the exact. same. dress. The horrors! The gag is that Miley looks extremely hot and young compared to the aging Samantha, whose menopause was a hot topic in the first film. Mario Cantone’s character, Anthony, upon seeing Miley gasps “Mother of God:  She is wearing the same dress as Hannah Montana.” As of right now Miley doesn’t have any speaking parts, but I doubt that she’ll remain a featured extra for long.

What do I think about this development? I think it’s probably good thing for a film that’s going to already suck. As a huge fan of the series, I was mortified by the movie, which I felt more or less detracted from the message of the first show and mocked the audience. However, now that a new generation of viewers has grown to love the series via watered down TBS reruns, I’m sure Miley will help sell more tickets.