Sep 03, 2009 at 01:09 pm by Molls

Yes, we’ve all shed many a tear over the breaking up of Oasis, but I was sure that there were some people immune to the bad news. For example, the guys from Blur or Adolf Hitler. Turns out I was wrong.

This hilarious spoof was cut together using a scene from Downfall and shows everyone’s least favorite person freakin’ out over the missed opportunity to see his favorite band play together live. The best line, which I wont ruin for you in the text, comes along at 3:08. Seriously, this video is a treat. Have fun, kids.

Sep 03, 2009 at 12:31 pm by Wendie

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Only in LA could OJ Simpson brutally murder two people and not serve time.  Only in LA could Robert Blake kill the mother of his child and not serve time.  Only in LA could Rebecca Gayheart kill a nine-year-old jaywalker and not serve any time.  Only in LA could Brandy kill a mother of two and not serve time.  Only in LA could Lori Petty get drunk, hit a kid on his skateboard and not serve time.  (Who did I miss?)  I wanna move to LA. — land of the free.

Lori Petty — you may know her from Point Break or A League of Their Own — was arrested in May for driving while under the influence.  Not only was she drunk, but she whacked into a skateboarding kid.  Thankfully, his injuries were minor.  She’s scheduled to enter a no contest plea tomorrow in court.  Oh, and the deal?  It’s already been hashed out.  Petty will serve five years’ probation and a second DUI charge that was filed against her will be dropped.

Fame, even D-list fame, is apparently the ticket to freedom.  If Lori Petty were a random housewife living in Sioux Falls, she’d be getting three hots and a cot right about now.

Sep 03, 2009 at 12:29 pm by Molls

This featurette for Fantastic Mr. Fox was released yesterday and if you’re anything like me, you’re really looking forward to the meeting of both Wes Anderson and Roald Dahl’s whimsical writing– the two, on paper, seem to be made for each other.

You won’t like this featurette if you don’t like to see how your food is made, as we get to see the foxes in all their various stages of construction, how the sets were made, the props disassembled on tables. However, for any Dahl fans out there, it’s great to see how much time and care Anderson put in to each little hair on the foxes heads. While Tim Burton more or less slaughtered Dahl’s most famous work, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Anderson has just the right amount of quirky love to take such a classic and well-respected book to the big screen without alienating the fans.

Sep 03, 2009 at 12:08 pm by Wendie

Dr. Jack Kevorkian has something to say about Michael Jackson’s death and it’s a bit of a surprising perspective:  He doesn’t think Dr. Conrad Murray is to blame.

In a lengthy interview — you’ll want to fast forward to 9:30 — the good doctor states that Michael cannot have been murdered since he doesn’t believe malice was a component of the chain of events.  ”I don’t think he was malicious. Murder is defined as malice or forethought… Did the doctor have forethought? I doubt it.”

Dr. Kevorkian also thinks that Michael bears responsibility for his death.  ”Maybe Jackson craved these things so much he pestered the doctor until he got it.  The patient got what he wanted. He is the one who said yes or no to take a drug.”  Does this mean I can go to my physician and pester him to overdose me with Xanax?  Because I really need to do that.

I’ve actually been thinking about this since the death of DJ AM.  Maybe drug addicts are on some sort of suicide mission.  Maybe death is what Michael was chasing.  I don’t think we’ll ever know for sure.

Sep 03, 2009 at 12:02 pm by Molls

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“I was told repeatedly, ‘You would be pretty if it weren’t for that nose. You’d work more if it weren’t for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?’ You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.”

- Kathy Griffin in People Magazine, dishing about plastic surgery, pill popping and other topics covered in her new book “Official Book Club Selection”.

Sep 03, 2009 at 11:55 am by Wendie

Ashley Dupre

Ashley Dupre, you may remember her as the high-class hooker that had sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, is blogging.  Not just because she has a lot on her mind, but because she’s releasing a single.  No, “a single” isn’t a sex term — she’s a singer now.  

Anyway, Dupre is upset that she hasn’t received the same forgiving treatment that the public seems to have offered to the former gov.  Here’s her kind of lengthy blog entry and I strongly suggest you click here to hear her single, as well:

I read the front page of the NY Post this week and was happy to see that Mr. Spitzer is moving on with his life and considering getting back into politics.  Everyone makes mistakes.  Everyone deserves a second chance.  Me too, right?  Well, apparently not.  Why?  Because many people are liars and hypocrites.  Let me give you just a few examples of what I keep encountering, despite my best efforts to move on.

First, I’m often referred to as the “woman who brought down the Governor” – excuse me people, I didn’t call the tabloids, I didn’t blow the whistle and I didn’t save “the dress.”  I did nothing to shine a light on my indiscretions or to “out” anyone else. 

Second, I keep being accused of “cashing in” on the scandal – wrong again. People think I made money off music that was exploited when the scandal first broke, that I am doing reality television, and that I made millions posing nude for magazines.  The truth is none of those things happened.  This situation closed far more doors than it ever opened.  I didn’t see a dime for my songs, but other people certainly did.  I didn’t pose nude for a magazine, but other people made money off of photos of me that they sold to tabloids.  Even photos I posed for ages ago were sold to the highest bidder.  I never sold any photos of myself – but people who I trusted did.  And the “millions” for the nude pics?  I was offered that, repeatedly – and turned them down because I didn’t want to perpetuate the problem or feed into the stereotype. 

Third, speaking of perpetuating the problem and feeding into the stereotype, let me tell you about most book publishers – they are worse than the tabloids.  I won’t give them the “tell all” they are demanding and won’t glorify and sensationalize “how exciting the life of a high-priced NYC escort must be,” as one major publisher put it.  Sorry folks, my life wasn’t like a “Sex And The City” episode.  I’m not sure that exists anywhere but on television.  Oh, and I also love how some publishers who were interested in my story and had offers on the table suddenly pulled them because executives in the company had “personal and political reasons” about publishing the book.  What does that mean?  Did this hit too close to home for you because your husband cheated on you with an escort?  Or would your wife feel insecure if she heard you were working with me? I will write the book regardless and do it for the right reasons.  
   
Fourth – ladies, ladies, ladies – so many of you have been cool, supportive and loving.   But there are those of you out there who just love to judge.  Let me say this – most girls, to varying degrees of course, want to be pampered and have nice shoes, designer handbags and gorgeous clothes.  I know many women who target guys with money and use them to get these things.  They toy with them, flirt, go on dates, have sex and then drop hints about that new dress at the store down the street or being short on rent money – and the guys deliver it.  This is a dishonest relationship.  I see this all over New York City.  Some women aren’t as vindictive, but still dive into relationships with wealthy guys who they don’t love or even find attractive, but they stay in it because they have a nice home, a car and spending money – they would rather stay in an unfulfilling or loveless relationship than lose that security.  This, too, is a dishonest relationship. I see this type all over the suburbs of New Jersey with the housewives who are strung out on mood stabilizers or the couples who put all their attention on their children so they don’t have to deal with their own issues.  What about going to those sugar daddy websites?   Is that legal?  Should it be?  Is what I did any more dishonest?  Get real and get over yourself.

You’d be shocked at some of the messes I’ve gotten myself into….and, more importantly, how I got out of them.  I have so much more to say, and I will – but it’s time for Yoga class! Om Shanti!

And while all this is going on, this is what I am really passionate about.  My music.  Here is a rough mix of a song I am working on that tells a little bit of my story.  I hope you like it. :o)

So, Eliot Spitzer landed a job as a college professor and is considering a return to politics  Ashley Dupre is unemployed and hoping someone will buy her song.  Do you think we give men more leeway in these situations than the hookers they hire?