Lily Allen stripped down to nothing when she heard she was awarded “Woman of the Year” by the UK’s version of GQ. The singer was recently signed to Storm Modeling Agency (just like her partner in crime, Kate Moss), so who knows if our future holds even more topless Lily pics. I know that most of you can’t stand Ms. Allen, but I am a huge fan of both her singing and her looks. The girl has a sense of personal style both on and off stage. Most of the NSFW spread can be checked out in the gallery below.

I have to admit that I haven’t heard a ton of buzz about Antichrist before the trailer hit the nets yesterday, but the pull quotes sprinkled throughout the trailer should set you up for what you are about to see. Anita Singh from The Sunday Telegraph deemed it to be “the most shocking film in the history of the Cannes Film Festival” and Wesley Morris from The Boston Globe said “I don’t think I breathed for the last half– out of shock, out of stress, out of disbelief.” Damn, right? The IMDB plot summary also bears one of the craziest sentences I’ve ever read: “A couple lose their young son when he falls out the window while they have sex in the other room”… and that’s just how the film starts.

Watch the trailer at your own risk and let me know what you think. I know that I’ll definitely want to check this out once it’s released, but most likely from the safety of my own home where I can feel free to cry/pull my Snuggie over my eyes.

There was a time when people regularly speculated that the Spears-Federline boys wouldn’t make it past their first birthday in the hands of Britney and Kevin, but not only have they survived, the two are turning three and four. Both Jayden James (who celebrates his third year today) and Sean Preston (whose big day is on Monday) are adorable, healthy looking and seemingly well-adjusted considering the fact that their parents divorced quite early in their lives and their mama had a mental breakdown a little over a year ago.

While I’m not in the habit of congratulating mothers for keeping their kids alive, I have to hand it to Ms. Spears and her former husband for cleaning up their act and giving these two munchkins what they need.

Katherine Heigl’s Grey’s Anatomy co-star and BFF T.R. Knight was snapped by the paps heading over to her house this morning. For those of you who are just tuning in to the story, Heigl and hubby Josh Kelley adopted a baby this week from Korea named Naleigh (they will call her “Leigh” for short.) Although the arrival of the new addition has not been announced, several of Heigl’s co-stars have been seen coming in and out of her home the last couple days, presumably to get a peek at Heigl and Kelley’s little bundle of joy. Heigl herself has also been out of dodge for a moment, further adding to the speculation that her mail-order baby has already been delivered.

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The Hills star Audrina Patridge has a stalker just like every other woman in the spotlight. However, unlike most stalkers, Patridge’s leaves her art. Very, very funny art.

Back in August a man arrived to Audrina’s pad, claiming he was there to deliver wine. Instead of hooking Patridge up with some free booze-drinks, the man handed her a stack of mementos, including photos, poems and sketches he had drawn. While the sketches make me giggle (check out the full gallery here), Patridge reported that one of the photos was of a woman being strangled. Addtionally, some of the postcards that were in the stack were dated, but for September 15th. At the time of that encounter, we were talking three weeks in the future. Maybe he’s a time traveller? AWESOME!

OK, while someone as pathetic as me might live for the day a time travelling stalker would come a’knockin’ on my door, Patridge and her “team” seem to be on high alert because of the pre-dated love letters. In fact, they seem to think that could be the day that the stalker will come back. Fine, maybe that is pretty scary. There are definitely some not-so-funny aspects of this story and I truly hope that Miss Patridge is OK, but you would think that at this point homegirl would have figured out a safer, more secure way of delivering her packages and/or letting people on her property.

I don’t know if any of you had the privilege of catching this season’s premiere of Behind the Music on VH1 (yup, they’re still making that show!) or not, but the episode was all about one of my favorites, Lil Wayne. Check out this clip and let me know if you think he’s as hilarious as I do.