Janet Charlton is reporting — and my only solace is that she was kinda sorta wrong about John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari — that Ben Stiller and his wife of 12 years Christine Taylor have split up!

It’s been common knowledge that they put their $12.5M Hollywood manse on the market, but Charlton claims it’s because their marriage is over.  According to her, Stiller is devastated and trying to get Christine back, but they are living apart at this time.

Could this be true?  I saw Stiller on Ellen about a month ago and he talked so affectionately of his wife.  I love these two together and wanted them to have a Hollywood happy ending just like Ben’s parents, Jerry Stiller and Ann Meara who have been married for 55 years.

“People in the White House…actually object[ed] to giving the author J.K. Rowling a presidential medal because the Harry Potter books encouraged witchcraft.”

Former George W. Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer in his new book titled, Speech-less:  Tales of a White House Survivor in which he explains that GWB refused to award a presidential medal to Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling because her books were clearly promoting evil.

As an aside:  I was looking for a pic of our former Prez and my son said, “Now, Mommy, George W. Bush is like, locked away in his house somewhere far away, right?”  Even he fears this dude.

Last night was the premiere of Drew Barrymore’s new movie and directorial debut, Whip It.  She arrived on the red carpet fondling co-star Ellen Page and cuddling up with her old E.T. director, Steven Spielberg.  Also there was Drew’s other co-star, Juliette “I Can’t Believe You And Your Yellow Teeth Were Once Engaged to Brad Pitt” Lewis and Barrymore’s Flower Films partner Nancy Juvonen (you may remember her for her controversial biceps). On-again, off-again boyfriend Justin Long was nowhere to be found.

Now, I know a lot of you thought it was just the result of some weight-loss, but I still think Drew’s face looks completely retooled ala PTA mom.  Gladly, she listened to the masses and got rid of her two-tone hair.

Something hasn’t sounded right about this quickie wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom since the rumor of them marrying surfaced, oh, a week ago.  Like, why the rush?  She isn’t pregnant — she hasn’t even dated this guy long enough to get a positive result on an E.P.T. yet — so why not date for a few minutes?  It’s like E! pushed so hard for this wedding so it could be the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians — and offering to foot the bill certainly helped with the push — that they forgot that people’s actual lives were involved.

Anyway, not shocking, but click here to listen to the tape of E! producers discussing exactly when Khloe should tell her step-father Bruce Jenner that she considers him to be her real father.  Also, there’s a bit of back and forth on how many steps Khloe should take.

In other words, this media spectacle appears to be just that:  another high-profile, glossy set.

I never saw this coming!  According to Us Weekly, Justin and Jessica are done!

They’ve been looking so completely miserable together as of late, so this shouldn’t be shocking.  The way a “pal” tells it to Us, Justin broke up with the very talented actress a month ago.  On the phone.  Though the friend says they are broken up, he also claims that Jessica is in serious denial despite her ex’s decision to bring single back.

There have been some stories cropping up lately that tell the tale of Justin fooling around with other chicks.  Also, during one of Lindsay Lohan’s times of having her Twitter account “hacked”, the “hacker” accused JT of making out with a woman in a club.

This is what I want to know:  1)  How long until Timberlake does a SNL skit about this split?  and 2)  How long until Timberlake starts his newest “relationship destined to fail” with Rihanna?

Country star Wynonna Judd better find someone new to tutor her kids, because the teacher hired to homeschool her kids was just arrested on child pornography charges.  When he was approached by law enforcement, he was leaving his apartment with two boys in tow.

Scott Meyers, 27 was busted by police in Tennessee who found more than 3,000 porn images involving children.  The idiot also admitted in an online chat room that he’d had sex with four local boys.  Judd fired Meyers last week, immediately following his arrest.

This is Wynonna’s second brush with sexual predators.  In 2007 she divorced D.R. Roach after he was indicted on three counts of sexual battery of a minor.

Basically, If I were WJ, I’d be background checking anyone before allowing anyone within fifty feet of my kids.