“So many people say, ‘You know when you know,’ and it’s true.  It’s all true.”

The Office‘s John Krasinksi on the Emmy red carpet talking about the bond with his girlfriend of 10 months, (now fiancee) Emily Blunt.

God, I love John Krasinski.  He’s so absolutely cute and even though he’s marrying her, I’m totally open to a little extra-marital action.  John, are you listening?

So, Courtney Love was peeing — shouldn’t all Courtney Love stories start out that way? — and someone walked in on her.  Big deal, right?  She was partying at Standard Hotel Saturday night, used the bathroom and didn’t lock the door because she’s an idiot.  Some pharamcist dude named Sebastian Karnaby was trying to leave the same party and opened the bathroom door thinking it was an exit, but instead walked in on Courtney sitting on a toilet with her skirt around her ankles — no word if there was a mirror or white powder.  He immediately slammed the door shut, got down on his knees and prayed to be abducted by aliens willing to erase his brain’s hard drive.

According to Karnaby and other guests who corroborate his version of events, Love almost immediately came flying out of the bathroom in a rage.  She lunged at this poor guy, dragged him over to security and accused him of attacking her.  Security told Sebastian, “It’s best you get away as fast as possible.”  He did leave immediately, which was all he was trying to do in the first place before being subjected to Love’s hole.

Did anyone watch the Emmys broadcast?  It was really boring!  I thought Neil Patrick Harris did a great job as host.  They gave him suckass material — that bit with the guest who kept getting bad seats … what was that about? — yet he managed to make the commentary not feel completely painful.  He was actually quite funny.

I thought the dance routine between Maksim Chmerkovskiy and ex-fiancee Karina Smirnoff was really good despite the pre-performance battle they were engaged in.

Beet showed you all the pretty and not so pretty dresses last night, which certainly spares you from my critical and scathing opinions (on this topic at least).  I’m just going to say one thing:  Heidi Klum looked like an html caret “>”.  You know what else I could have stood a lot less of?  Kanye jokes.  Every single person thought they were very original with all their, “Imma let you finish …” bits.  They were not.

This year, they divided awards by genre, yet of course kept the Best Drama and Best Comedy awards until the very end so that they didn’t lose 97% of their viewership — brilliant move on their part.  I thought Patricia Arquette looked annoyed to present an award with Jennifer Love Hewitt and I was embarrassed for the addled and somewhat confused looking Bob Newhart.

Yeah, and that’s all I have to say about the Emmys.  Because they sucked.  The end.

If you care, here’s the complete list of winners.

500 Days of Summer actress Zooey Deschanel married Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard on Saturday night near Seattle.  I’ve only become familiar with Zooey’s work recently, but I really like her.  She was on Top Chef Masters a few weeks ago — God, that show sucked.  Beyond having more food restrictions than I have (no gluten or soy and she’s vegan), she seems to be very likable and down to earth.

Anyway, I’m trying to imagine what their wedding reception meal was like.  Water, arugula and strawberries?

Congrats to the happy couple!  And please, make sure you reproduce — eyes like yours shouldn’t be wasted!

Aw, man.  It seems like our favorite America’s Got Talent judge has fallen Hoff the wagon.  Yesterday afternoon David Hasselhoff’s 17-year-old daughter Hayley called her mother to complain that Daddy was drunk.  Really drunk.  911 was summoned and Hoff was hauled away to the hospital.  It was expected that he would be released last night.

It’s sad that David can’t seem to stay sober.  If there’s a silver lining in all of this, at least this episode of drunkenness wasn’t videotaped.

And we’ve got EVEN MORE gorgeous dresses from the Emmy red carpet. I’m completely blown away by Blake Lively’s look — I think this is both creative and stunning. I am also SO IN LOVE with Kristin Chenoweth’s uber-sparkly short number, and I’m so delighted for her that she won the Emmy. Tons more dresses in the gallery below, and don’t forget to check out part two and part one of the Emmy dresses.

My list of big fashion winners for the night? Olivia Wilde, January Jones, Heidi Klum, Blake Lively and Kristin Chenoweth.

What do you guys think? Who were the winner tonight? Who were the losers?