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Oh Snap! Jon Gosselin Got Fired From His Own Show!

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Oh wow! This is amazing! This morning TLC announced that Jon Gosselin will no longer be a part of the show Jon and Kate Plus 8 and the show will now just be titled Kate Plus 8. The reasons are clear: Jon’s been acting like a straight fool all summer: picking up smoking, a barely legal girlfriend, gallivanting in the Hamptons with Michael Lohan and calling the cops on Kate for daring to show up at their shared home when Jon hired a babysitter that he was allegedly sleeping with. “Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on,” said a source close to the chubby bad dad.

On the other hand, things have been looking up for Kate. After three very successful co-hosting stints on The View, Kate won the hearts of a lot of viewers for continuing to be down to earth and taking the high road. She also recently filmed a pilot for a Food Network show that she would be co-hosting with Paula Dean. I know I’d definitely tune in for that!

So what’s going to be Johnny Goss’ next move? I’m thinking that he’ll bum around New York chain smoking menthol lights while wearing a t-shirt adorned with tiger skulls and bedazzled hearts until the paparazzi gives up on him and then maybe, eventually, he’ll get a gig working the register at a Walgreens. Best of luck to ya, Jon!

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  • weird, my reply doesn’t show…

    and Jon’s next step is to try and stop the divorce… it’s the darn headline when I logged in to my provider…

  • Even though he is a huge douche, I feel a little bad for him. He’s adrift in celebrity-ville for no real reason. No show, no talent for anything celeb related, no reason for him to be hounded by the paps. Maybe he’ll fade off into oblivion? Dear God let us be that lucky.

  • He will be the best darn Altlantic City Casino Greeter that Trump has ever seen. (Meals and cigarettes are comped!)

  • “Jon Minus Nine” — sounds a lot less boring than “Kate Plus Eight” (I’d watch!). So he cheated, so what? He’s the first man ever to step out on a shrew of a wife? I don’t blame him a bit — I’d have been gone a long time ago. So, live it up, Jon! It’s been a long time coming and you’ve got a lot of time to make up for!

    • I somewhar agree! I don’t understand why everyone called Kate a bitch and then all of the sudden they say she is “down to earth” and they hate Jon.
      Look, cheating is wrong and Jon is an ass for doing that.
      But Kate is a bitch, too.
      I still feel a bit bad for Jon.
      Does this mean he won’t get to see his kids anymore?

  • OH LORD please check your grammar. Read it out loud. Is he allegedly sleeping with his kids?

    Other than that, that *douche* got exactly what he wanted. Deserved. Or both.

  • The show should have fired both if them. Jon is a douche and Kate is a complete cunt who needs to get a real job and not living off her kids.

    These two are losers, period.

    • I do beleive she is actually doing just that. Her goal from what is being said is to get the kids off the screen and keep her on it!

      So peeps going to have to come up with new shit to throw at her.

      I actually laughed out loud when I read this.

      And for the record it is never ok to cheat on your spouse while married. He knew she was a controlling bitch, she knew he was lazy and had no future.

      Kate has a HUGE fan base. He was a fool plain and simple. His attitude is worse than my spelling.

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      I mean no offence just a tough day at work and SCORE one for the single mommies out there.

      He will try to drag the divorce but they are from PA, not Cali. The judge can divorce them without him being there.(abesntia or absent)

      The assets need to be split, doubt he will get spousal support as he is tech working and has kids 50% of the time, whore babysitter included.

      When he is broke he can live with that cunt aunt Jodi!!

      ha ha!

  • Oh my God, this is definitely one of the best things that’s happened this year. This douche could join K-Fat and Michael Lohan, so they all can go partying together and be bff’s!