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Are Madonna and Jesus Getting Married?

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Although her divorce from Guy Ritchie seems like it just happened, Madonna may already have plans to marry her new boyfriend, Jesus Luz. Yup. Madonna and Jesus. How cute.

At this point, the rumor that originally started in Hello Magazine seems pretty unfounded, an unnamed source close to the aging pop star says that it’s definitely “on the table”. This would be the third marriage for the mom of four, and while Madonna’s not exactly the kind of woman to seek out the aid of a man, I can imagine that after the stability she found in her relationship with Ritchie that she’d be looking to find something like again.

All I have to say is: Poor Lourdes. The girl’s a teenager now and has had to watch her mom marry someone who’s not her father, have kids with him, adopt a baby then divorce the guy and start dating new men. I can’t imagine that that makes being the daughter of one of the most famous women in the world that much easier.

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  • Poor Lourdes. I don’t vibe with that.

    As someone working the 9-5 life, I have a hard time feeling sorry for those with oodles of coin.

    Unless of course they have lost a child or died of anal cancer.

    I would LOVE to have been Madonna’s daughter.

    • That’s pretty silly to assume that a mom having money would replaces what a mom should actually be giving her daughter. I know plenty of rich kids from broken homes who are way worse off than me, and yep, I grew up in an unwealthy broken home. At least am I’m an adult with reasonable standards.

  • I thought you were going to say, Poor Lourdes – her mom is going to marry one of the hottest men on the planet and he’s way closer to Lourdes’s age.

    • Oh, that’s probably just another thing to pile on top of the list of reasons that girl doesn’t have a chance at being normal.

    • You’re right! I was looking everywhere for confirmation that she officially adopted the little girl. I will update that now. Thank you!

  • Heyyyy….wait a minute – you are right – where ARE the other two kids? Probably at home working on their dance moves so they can perform in mom’s traveling R-rated shows. You have to wonder about at a mother who thinks watching TV is evil, but allows her kids to perform in her shows.

    But I do agree that her new man is hot!

  • Madonna is a self-made woman who has the creativity to keep her name on the entertainment radar for over twenty years. I’m confident that she is an adequate mother, and has passed some of her internal strength onto her daughter, who seems to have a healthy relationship with her father, so she should turn out all right!

  • i am 27. my friend has a son who is 2. the age difference between me and him is actually several years less than the age difference between madonna and her man whore. it makes me laugh but also shudder slightly. he’s a hot toddler though.