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Naughty Kitchen

OK. I realize I’m a huge fan of the Oxygen Network in general, and I’m trying not to be biased, but a network that shows The Golden Girls and A League of Their Own is pretty much awesome in my book.  That aside the new show, The Naughty Kitchen, made me choke on my food in a good way because I was laughing so much.  P.S. – I was coking on free sloppy joe’s and booze . . . Mmmmm . . . .

I had never heard of Chef Blythe Beck prior to this show but I am IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN.  Seriously, Angelina Jolie was in first place for lesbian lover and a close second with Jessica Alba (until I realized she sucked) then I saw this show.  Yes, people, I realize Miss Beck is not the skinniest of people, but neither am I.  In addition, doesn’t it speak highly of a chef thats she atually enjoys her own food, let alone food in general?

This show is HILARIOUS!  To all you restaurant folk out there I can guarantee you will love it.  I have worked in a restaurant for the majority of my life and Chef Blythe Beck truly expresses the feelings of the legit chef.  She HATES the waiters because they are only in it for the money and makes fun of the host and hostess because he and she are mindless (I curently work as a hostess and can say this is absolutly TRUE).

The “naughtiness” around Chef Blyth Beck’s cooking is what makes this show different.  Not only is her food DELICIOUS but it’s not particularly good for you!  Additionally, it is Oxygen’s 1st and only show about food AND is the only show based around the chef, not the people under her.  She is only in her late 20’s and is already an Executive Chef for a restaurant in Dallas.  If you have EVER worked in food service I can guarantee you will become addicted to this show.  If you haven’t, chek it out and I hope you realize how stressful the lives of the people that serve you are.

The Naughty Kitchen premiers tonight at 10/9 central on The Oxygen Network.  Oh, and be jealous of the fabulous cream corn dish everyone talks about because she told me the secret ingredient.  I could eat that shit every day it’s so good!

Bon Appetite!

21 CommentsLeave a comment

  • dude. what the fuck?

    Is this some sort of hack? Why are there 10,005 spelling errors? The shameless promotion for this show seems more desperate than a boner-sporting douche at a frat party.

    Who is “skipabeet?” Is that a legit author of this post?

  • There aren’t THAT many errors.

    I think skipabeet is a guest editor on Evil Beet. She’s written some posts before.

    Chill!

  • There aren’t THAT many errors.

    I think skipabeet is a guest editor on Evil Beet. She’s written some posts before.

    Chill!

  • Don’t you people have anything better do than to pick on grammar? She’s discussing a new show that while following a hot trend, completely breaks a lot of rules in terms of the host and the cooking.

  • Oh. Sorry. There are EIGHT spelling errors. Eight glaring, obvious, and ridiculous spelling errors. Not 10,005. My greatest apologies for the exaggeration.

    Bon Appetite.

  • What is this a sweater?! (wendie humor)

    But noes, i could never watch this show, the chef’s voice is like grating and awful, ugh.

  • God, something smells around here! [sniff, sniff] Ah, I think I found the cause of the odor – this steaming pile of, er, obvious product endorsement, posing as a regular post.

    Thanks for the crappy post. Not.

    Now someone light a match. Make that a bonfire.

  • I’m a server, i have been for 10 years. i work at one of the best run restaurants in Canada. I ASSURE YOU…we are not all in it for the money. I enjoy my job and the people i work with and for. I love that i get to move around and am not stuck behind a desk all day. i can have whatever days off i want and getting rid of shifts is a breeze…even on short notice. I have twenty of the best friends you could ever meet in your life and we have all been at the same place for 4-7 years. The money comes and goes but the joy of not being an uptight suit lasts forever:)

  • omg-what a bunch of idiots.

    welcome back, skip- we’ve missed you around here. and thanks for hooking me up with my newest obsession. i had never heard of blythe before this, either, and i gotta say I LOVE HER!
    i, too, have worked in restaurants most of my life and believe that haven’t just don’t get it.

    NEVER trust a skinny chef. ever.

  • Chef Blythe is quite a character, would expect to see her at my local dennys making chicken fried steak. She is crude and full of feces.

  • This show is disgusting. The obnoxious, smoker’s coughing, morbidly obese “chef” makes me want to vomit. Seriously, what the hell is this world coming to when this waddling, sweaty, trainwreck becomes the spokes-person of good eating? Here’s a tip, good eating shouldn’t be a suicide mission. Perhaps living past the age of 40 without heart disease, diabetes, or lung cancer is more important than the trivial, childish satisfaction of stuffing a pound of butter in your mouth. I’m no health freak and I’m all for eating whatever one wants…IN MODERATION.

    This show is the bottom of the barrel food show that isn’t worth watching unless you want motivation to lose weight or need some kind of intervention to eradicate erections from your life.