It must have been a slow summer because it seems like a lot of people are knocked up even if they aren’t admitting it cough*HalleBerry*cough. Here’s the list of this week’s admittedly D-List sperminated:
Jenna Elfman is expecting her second child with musician husband Bhodi. This new addition will join their 2 year old son, Story. Possible names? Essay or Novel.
Leelee Sobieski, the one who claims to be the only true virgin to ever portray Joan of Arc, is also anticipating her first with fiance Adam Kimmel. So much for that whole virginity racket! She’s due in December.
Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes and former beau to Kate Hudson is awaiting the arrival of his first child with his girlfriend Allison Bridges. He’s also dad to Ryder, his son with Hudson. Possible name? U-Haul.
Colin Farrell announced that his girlfriend Alicja Bachleda is with child. She’s 26, hot and they started dating at the beginning of the year.
And to totally scrape the proverbial barrel, Bo Bice’s wife is pregnant with their third son early next year.
And it’s not like we really give a fuck about any of these people, but are you impressed with how many different ways I found to say “knocked up”?
I thought Jenna Elfman was in her mid to late 40’s- oops.
It looks like Jeanie(?) Garth… the girl from 90210?
I care about Leelee.
… and I care about Chris Robinson.
I think we’re all on Chris Robinson’s side by default because Kate Hudson is such an entitled bitch, slut, and all-around douchebag (yes, I call females douches).
I like LeeLee because she’s been in movies since I was a kid, and she’s just so adorable.
You forgot about Jude Law and his money hungry baby mama.
I forgot to say: I watched some silly LMN movie with her in it the other day.. has Jenna Elfman always been such a shitty actress?
I thought Jenna would call her kid L.Ron or Xenu?
Congrats on all the cromulent synonym use, Wendie, but you worked too hard on Jenna Elfman’s spawn’s name: it can simply be Short Story! I’m sure she’ll keep your suggestion for any other possibles Elfmans though. If she has, uh I mean, when she has twins, she’ll be able to call them Novel and Novella!! Sweet ;)
Bodhi Elfman is an “actor” unless he now can add “musician” to his lack of talent (and he’s fugly too). His uncle Danny is the musician. Chris Robinson and Kate Hudson were married, though I guess he was her beau before marrriage.
Other than that, you’re right, I don’t care.