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The Best Part of Waking Up is Psycho In My Cup

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Uh-oh, guys.  It looks like Lindsay’s Twitter account was hacked again!  And when I say “hacked” what I really mean is “not hacked.”  

I don’t do cocaine I’m not fluent in Lindsay-speak, but I think it’s clear that she was Tweeting and Sam was replying via text.  Listen, I don’t know what the fuck these messages mean.  Obviously, Sam has been saying Lindsay is “gross” which is the best news I’ve heard all day.

I do know that I’ll be using the word “substanisan” — I’ve decided that it can be defined as “below Afghanistan” — all day long.  As in:  “How much lower can Lindsay sink before getting back to Cirque Lodge?  She’s substanisan already.”

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