Can a woman be a douche or just use one? Douche (douchelle? douchette?) Ashlee Simpson (did she get a reverse rhinoplasty?) shares the cover of October’s Redbook — probably good timing since Melrose Place won’t be on the air in another six weeks — and she talks about how motherhood has made her even more of a bitch than she already was changed her. “I’ve grown up so much. The great thing about being pregnant is that you have nine months and it really does prepare you. Your body is changing, and it’s such an amazing time to feel that connection.” Really, Ashlee? Because I’m almost a decade into this mothering deal and I still don’t have it all figured out and don’t reckon I will have it figured out until I’m sitting in a box on my family’s mantle. Ashlee, though? She figured it out in less time than it takes to age a decent cheese.
She also talked about how envious her older sister Jessica is of what she has. “She’s always saying, ‘Oh, I want a baby!’” When the interviewer asked Ashlee if she was jealous of the freedom that Jess has as a single woman, Ash replied, “I really don’t.”
Poor Jess! I wish she could find her own eyeliner-wearing Prince Emo Charming to have beautiful, fat babies with!
when asked if she was jealous she said “i really don’t?” that doesn’t make any sense.
by the way, ashlee never said she had it all figured out. she said the nine months of pregnancy prepares you for being a mother. if you’re going to get snotty you should probably be getting snotty about something she actually said, not words you are putting in her mouth.
I used to feel sorry for her when her idiot husband would openly discuss their sex life. She’s as big of a douche as he is!
Wendie the quotes you have don’t really match what you inferred about them. Do you try to find reasons to hate ppl?
“Ashlee, though? She figured it out in less time than it takes to age a decent cheese.” AAAHHA! Wendie, your crack me the fuck up!:)
she never said she had it all figured out she just said it prepared her…..you just love to hate on everyone for no reasons at all
she said nothing to deserve this strangely written attack. as usual.
Jess and Ashlee are such hot women.
I’d love to make both of them pregnant.