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Lady Gaga’s Genitals are Not Amused

A few months ago, Sasha posted this video of Gaga performing at a concert in which a tiny, remnant penis appears to peek out from under her skirt at about the 1:00 mark. Rumors began to spread faster than Gaga’s legs at an afterparty that the singer is actually a hermaphrodite. One gossip site even quoted Gaga as saying, “I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.”

But it turns out that the Lady’s vagina is highly offended by those rumors. During an interview on an Australian radio morning show, the host asked Gaga about the recent rumors concerning her below-the-belt multitool. Gaga responded, “My beautiful vagina is very offended. I’m not offended—my vagina is offended.”

Her manager has also called the rumors “ridiculous.”

Penis or no penis: Does it really matter? The longer rumors like this circulate, the longer she’ll stay in the public spotlight. Perhaps they only serve to contribute to the outlandish persona she’s trying to cultivate? So, are rumors like this hurtful? Or helpful? Or just pointless?

Honestly, I don’t really know why anyone feels like discussing someone else’s genitalia, unless they have a vested personal interest (i.e. they’re about to go in their mouth.)

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  • Lady GaGa was all over that rumor when it was getting her publicity. Now that the interest has died down, she gets all offended to keep the stories going.

  • after watching the video I’m guessing she’s got some heavy beef curtains . . .

    but to say, “Honestly, I don’t really know why anyone feels like discussing someone else’s genitalia” is pretty ludicrious if in fact she is a hermaphrodite. Different is always “news” and that’s why you’re making it your business.

  • I find it strange that although she’s said “it wasn’t worth discussing” and “her vagina was offended” and that is was “ridiculous” that she’s never flat out said no, i don’t have a penis. Hmmmm.

    • Yay! I’m not the only one who noticed that :D I really don’t care if she is or isn’t, but whichever the answer is, it’s going to be a lot less interesting to find out for sure. You want the rumors to go away?? Answer the question!

    • so true! and the writing has been really lacking. this used to be my fave! not any more…and why the hell is kelly still writing crap? they might as well shut down the site on weekends

      • Or you could just not check on weekends and make both of our lives a lot easier. I won’t have to scan past annoying comments complaining about the site and you won’t be upset when it doesn’t meet your standards!

  • “Honestly, I don’t really know why anyone feels like discussing someone else’s genitalia, unless they have a vested personal interest (i.e. they’re about to go in their mouth.)”

    The first time I heard about this crap was on this site from you fuckers!

    Does that mean that Kelly, Wendie, molls, or the Beet wants to suck her cock?

  • This is so many days late. And there is so little posts.

    God damn, this website needs to shape up.

    You write about stupid celebrities from your house in your computer for a living. Good money for such a unimportant job and you can’t even do it right. There’s four employees but barely any posts. You don’t deserve your money. DAMN.

    But anyways, Lady Gaga is a fucking attention whore and I wish she would just go away. She’s like a bad plague.

  • It sooooo DOES matter!!!! Having both organs is a hugely rare phenom, but I could have done without hearing about it.

  • I also have found the website to be lacking recently. I’m not having a big whinge, I’m just a bit dissapointed. I think I’m going to start visiting other blogs first. oh well Beet, it was good while it lasted, it’s not you, it’s me…no actually, its you…no actually it’s not you its molls, kelly and wendie…and a bit you.

  • u know i bet most of u people who post shit about gaga are retarded she……SHE is an amazing preformer and i stand faithful to her till i die .