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Lisa Loeb Is Having A Baby/Someone To Show All Those Tragic Children’s Music Videos

In college I used to do this thing where I’d make a bunch of that melty nacho cheese stuff from a jar and then get stoned with my friends and pass out watching Degrassi: The Next Generation on The N. It probably sounds like there’s a lot of problems with that scenario, but really the only thing that ever got to me was that I’d often wake up around the time that The N turned back in to Noggin and I’d be stuck to my chair watching those Lisa Loeb music videos she made for babies like the one above. I would sit there all, “Lisa Loeb doesn’t even have kids. What’s wrong with her? Why would she be writing music like this?” And then I’d fall back asleep until it was time to go to a theology class or something.

Today when it was announced that Lisa Loeb is expecting with her muisc supervisor hubby, I got all excited. Finally! Finally Lisa has an excuse to sing about cows saying “moo” and brushing your teeth before bed! Finally the day has come! Lisa and Roey Hershkovitz will be greeting their baby for the first time at some point this winter. Congratulations, you crazy kids.

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