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Levi Johnston Is Talking Mad Smack About The Palin Family


After his last bout of press from attending the Teen Choice Awards with the hilarious Kathy Griffin, Levi Johnston clearly felt his star was fading because instead of just slipping in to obscurity like he’s supposed to, he’s now dishing to Vanity Fair about all kinds of scandalous crap going down in the Palin household.

Johnston touches on some hot topics and while not much of this is a surprise, it’s interesting to hear Palin inside information from someone who’s actually been inside of a Palin. Oh God, that was gross. Sorry.

Here are some choice quotes pulled from

  • On Sarah and Todd’s parenting skills: “Even before she was nominated, there wasn’t much parenting in that house. Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd doesn’t cook – the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school. Most of the time Bristol would help her youngest sister with her homework, and I’d barbecue chicken or steak on the grill.”
  • On the possibility of a divorce: “There was a lot of talk of divorce in that house … times when Sarah and Todd would mention it and sound pretty serious.”
  • On Sarah giving up on her role as Alaska’s governor: “A week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make ‘triple the money.’ She would blatantly say, ‘I want to just take this money and quit being governor.’ “
  • On Sarah wanting to adopt Bristol’s baby: “That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything. Sarah kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging – she wouldn’t give up. She would say, ‘So, are you gonna let me adopt him?’ I think Sarah wanted to make Bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.”

While giving away private family details and conversations only further proves that Levi isn’t Mensa material, it is interesting to think about how much the Palin family must have alienated him in order for him to speak out so publicly. There is already an on-going battle for Levi to spend time with his child, and sharing these details, in his mind, must have been worth further risking his ability to see his son.

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  • “and sharing these details, in his mind, must have been worth further risking his ability to see his son.”

    Well, his only real claim to fame is that he failed to use a condom. So maybe planning ahead isn’t one of his stronger points.

    • Agree with you 100%. I highly doubt any thing he says is really true. I wonder if he is giving any of the money he is making off these ‘interviews and appearances’ to Bristol to help take care of his child.

  • And he volunteered all of this dish to Vanity Fair, free of charge. Yeah, right. This dirt bag loves his 15 minutes of fame, has little regard or respect for his son’s mother or her family. He’s making the money while he can.

    So the kids do laundry and cook? Good for them, life skills are important. I can’t tell you how many kids I went to college with had no clue that washing a red t shirt with white socks wasn’t a good idea, or if you held a gun to their head and told them to roast a chicken, they couldn’t do it.

    Did he ever think that Sarah wanted to adopt the baby because his father was an irresponsible asshole?

    • yeah…almost as irresponsible as allowing your 17 year old daughter’s boyfriend to move in to your house. almost.

  • Why is molls still listed as a weekend editor when she clearly writes during the week as well? Beet should really just take her own name off of the list of contributors all together or just list herself as the Occasional Lindsay Lohan & Jon Gosselin Editor since she rarely writes here anymore.

  • is this his newest look? cuz it’s hideous. hope he didn’t pay a stylist for that. hair to ankles, i vote “no!”

  • Wow, how low and unmanly of him to share those comments with Vanity Fair. I never liked Palin (as VP or any type of political leader) for obvious reasons, but to dish out the family’s private conversations (if those ever occurred) is simply wrong. This Levi dude is sleazy and desperate as hell!

  • I’m glad that Levi , The Butt-fucker from the Bering Sea, moved out of the damn house. It is hard enough for Sarah with one Special Needs child in the home.

    This is why young people shouldn’t have children. It is not the act of creating/having the child. It is that invariably at least one of the parents (in this case Le-Bi) turns out to be a pathetic, and immature fucking idiot.

    He needs to get on a fishing boat and go back out to sea. Maybe he can bend the Captain over a crab-pot and give a whole new meaning to
    Bering Strait!:)

  • Dish away Levi!!!

    Am I the only non-Levi-hater? I love this kid. I hope there are more great pictures of him in VF.

    They used him & then tossed him aside & his crazy baby-momma’s-momma turned on him a long time ago. Why not grab his 15 minutes?

    • They used him?

      For what?

      Your a fucking idiot.

      FROZErighthere………..I wish your old man had frozen his sperm and never had it thawed.

      • Sorry, Daddy didn’t save any ice pops for you, you Donkey-Wannabe. Nice try tho!!

        Used as a prop. Sucked him right into their craziness, threw him on stage, spun their story, then when it was over & his usefulness done he was trash.

        I just like the kid. And unlike yourself, pitbulls with lipstick don’t do it for me.

    • I think he’s adorable. I would gladly bone him if I was drinking and a college student and I’m sure the Palin family IS a mess… but talking about them to this extent is so de classe. I wish he had someone in his life who would take the sock out of the crotch of his pants and shove it in his mouth.

      • The Palin family may be a mess, but they pale in comparison to the Kennedy’s. Only difference is the Palin’s don’t have the dough the Kennedy’s do to hush up the press.

  • I’m sorry, I couldn’t even read anything because I was too busy laughing at the fact that it looks like he stuffed his crotch with 7 socks.

      • Well he is brain dead. Maybe he doesn’t have control of his faculties and he shits himself on occasion.

        His diarrhea of the mouth has been persistent. Someone should wrap his fucking head in a diaper.

        Can you imagine this fagot when he is elderly and even more senile?

      • I think you meant faggot. A fagot is a sniveling cocksucker that spews gratuitous nonsense. Otherwise, I liked your post, fagot.

      • Yes it was me. Since you and your brother sucked at it your Homo/Pedophile father had to look elsewhere for gratification. I am not proud but I do feel I helped him in his struggle when he tried to accept the fact that his sons were incompetent homo’s and his wife while a decent blow-job giver was too intent on practicing her trade on the local negro’s rather than servicing her husband properly.

        It is a fucked up world we live in. Isn’t it?

  • Seriously, would this guy go away to college or take care of his kid or do something productive in life? He is acting in such an immature manner. Enough already. I could care less what he has to say about anything. He’s going to look back some day and see what a total ass he’s made of himself. Shut up and go away.

  • You’re not alone. And let’s not forget that Sarah released official statements talking smack about him. It was a US Governor against a teenager for God’s sake.

    I really love that if Palin was half as smart as she thinks she is, all she would have had to do was slip him a few bucks and let him see his son, and none of this would have happened.

  • I’m sure Levi will impregnate some other stupid ass within the next few years. That seems to be his only talent.

    • He reminds me of an Alaskan Kevin Federline. Chicks will keep hooking up with him when really, the world just wants him to go away already.

  • Molls/Beet/Wendie et al, you must find Ben Folds new song online somewhere. I just heard it on the radio today as a world premiere. Co-written by Nick Hornsby, its titled ‘Levi Johnston’s Blues’ or similar. Brillz. They lifted his myspace as the chorus. So terrific.