Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn’t make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark.

So GaGa’s a hermaphrodite — I thought that was a politically correct term, but I’ve been informed the more PC term is “intersexual.” She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven’t been able to trace it back to any reliable source:

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

So whatever. If it’s not a big deal to her, it’s not a big deal to me. John Hughes died today. I’m in no mood to make a fuss over Lady GaGa’s tiny remnant penis.

Exiting a club last night, Kelly Osbourne (who is apparently going with the ‘Chuckie from Rugrats’ look these days) and her boyfriend Luke Worrall, pulled a blue water pistol out on the photogs trying to get a shot of her. Instead, she took a shot at them, laughing as she sprayed them with water. Hey, at least she’s continuing to look happy and healthy.

Check out the gallery below for more of the action.

Word just surfaced that, at the age of 59, director John Hughes has passed away.

Hughes experienced a heart attack while walking around NYC on a family vacation. Hughes is considered somewhat legendary for his work with the Brat Pack during the 80s on films such as “Sixteen Candles”, “The Breakfast Club”, “Ferris Buller’s Day Off” and “Pretty in Pink”.

Please leave your favorite memories from his films in the comments, as he no doubt touched many of you with his quintessential teen flicks.

And ya know, watch this sweet Breakfast Club montage video I found on YouTube:

Daniel Edwards, the artist responsible for the birthing Britney and Octomom statues is about to unveil his latest and slightly perverted-feeling piece in Oklahoma City. This piece, Landmark for Breastfeeding, features Jolie nursing her twin babies and was made to celebrate “family and home” according to the artist.

In the video above, Edward explains how his newest creation came to be.

Sting does his James Cameron impression atop a yacht in Saint-Tropez  on August 6th with pals Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber.

Courtesy of People.com

…the twin babies, Roman Stylianos and Adele Georgiana, the she had back in July. What did you think I was talking about?

If anything, Ringwald seems just as wholesome as ever and seems to be one of those really frustrating moms that effortlessly and enthusiastically raise her children. She explains, “You get up with one of the babies and feed and change that one and get the baby back to sleep, and the other wakes up, and then you feed and change that one.” Oh, OK! Where do I sign up?

Ringwald and her husband Panio Gianopoulo are not entirely new to parenthood though, their older daughter Mathillda is now five and a half. This is probably why she was comfortable having her pregnancy with the twins written in to her show on ABC Family, The Secret Life of the American Teenager.