The infamous episode — which Fox eventually scrapped because they didn’t want to lose episodes — got its first real exposure last night, when the cast did a live table read for the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The episode will appear on the Family Guy DVD release, but until then you can check out some of the highlights in the clips below. The setup? Lois agrees to be a surrogate for two parents who then die in a car crash.

House Bunny’s Anna Faris has been engaged to that Chris Pratt dude — the one who had the pleasure of co-starring with Mischa Barton on the O.C. — since 2008.  As it turns out, they actually got married over a month ago in Bali.  Which could mean one of two things:  Their people were completely masterful at orchestrating a secret ceremony or no one really cared.

In April, Beet mentioned that the Anna of today looks nothing like the Anna of before.  I planned on including an “Anna My, Hasn’t Your Face Changed? Faris” photo gallery, but the agency that had the best vintage Anna photos, wasn’t cooperating with me today.  Like there will every be another time that any gossip blogger is going to want to download 31 pictures of Anna Faris’ face.

Anyway, suffice it to say, she does look like a completely different human being.  Congrats to Chris Pratt and his robo-bride!

I actually kind of hate the pregnancy guessing game.  Sometimes celebs just linger a little too long at the cheese plate — it’s not always about reproducing.  And the media’s idea of a “baby bump” is my idea of “goal abs”.  Anyway, I have played the game myself a few times.  I’m feeling kind of jaded since I totally felt Nicole Kidman was knocked up and then she never presented a fetus.  

But Halle Berry … she makes some amazing looking children.  She turns 43 tomorrow and now there are rumblings that she’s pregnant again.  The picture above was taken yesterday as she entered her doctor’s office (and if that’s considered a baby bump, I’ll kill myself now).  The gallery photos are all pics of Halle taken over the past six weeks or so.

Jennie Garth attended a TJMaxx event in New York City and was asked about Robert Pattinson’s love life.  Garth’s husband, Peter Facinelli plays Pattinson’s father in the Twilight movies, so the reporter rightly thought Jennie might have some inside info.  Her reply?  ”I can’t say [if it’sKristen Stewart or Nikki Reed], because that would be breaking my promise to [husband Peter Facinelli], but he is dating one of them!” 

Well, well, well.  I guess for all the vampire fans out there who care, which one do you think Pattinson is doing?  If this is even real, and I wonder if it’s not all a publicity stunt, I’m voting Kristen Stewart based on her refusal to discuss her co-star.

I think most people who watch that Kardashian show already knew this, but this morning Kourtney confessed that her ex, and now current, boyfriend Scott Disick is the baby’s father.  I don’t know enough about the show to determine if this is good or not, but based on what I’ve read online, he sounds like a real ass.

I’ll tell you what concerns me most.  Kourtney also spoke on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show today and explained that she always forgets to take her pill — that’s how she ended up pregnant.  Kourtney, I am here to tell you that there are so many fucking things you need to remember when you have a kid.  There’s, like, diaper changes and feedings and carpools, medicine dosing and orthodontist appointments.  So.  Much.  

Kardashian is 30 and it just seems like she should have enough maturity to be able to remember one pill a day.  Taking a pill isn’t time consuming, it doesn’t require talent, and I think she can afford the $30 monthly co-pay.  Protecting yourself from getting pregnant before you’re ready is important!  She could have set an alarm reminder on her Blackberry — that’s how I remember to get my kid off the bus every day.  One little swallow could have prevented this!

Okay, okay, it isn’t exactly how it sounds but Pete Wentz along with his wife Ashlee Simpson were the featured players in the newest NOH8 Campaign public service announcement.  Celebs such as Aubrey O’Day and Emmy Rossum — Did I ever mention the time Emmy asked on Twitter, “How did they come up with the name Twitter?” and I had to explain to her that “twitter” is an actual word that means “talk”? — and every day people all claim to “come out” against hate and discrimination.

Regardless of the election results and Supreme Court decision, this movement will continue until there is one standard set of laws that allows everyone equal rights.