Samantha Micelli tied the knot with CAA agent David Bugliari yesterday in New Jersey. Wearing Vera Wang and holding a bouquet of lilies of the valley, Milano walked down the aisle to an instrumental version of John Lennon’s “Imagine” (barf). The bride told People magazine, “We wanted a wedding that was reflective of who we are as a couple.” Which is different, I suppose, than all those weddings that are reflective of um, not the couple?

The lavish ceremony had an Italian-style dinner similar to the kind Milano grew up with and included Bradley Cooper as a guest, who is a friend of the groom.

While Milano seems like one of those hard-to-hate celebrities, I can’t tell you how exhausted I am of hearing about other people’s weddings. Was there a cake? Did the couple dance? Let me guess– the dress was white, wasn’t it? What?! It WAS?! Tell me more, tell me more…

Looking at these pictures, it’s hard to decide who is the better looking pair is: Timberlake and Biel or their twin doggies. The pair went walking around LA’s Laurel Canyon area today and while they didn’t seem to interact too much (Justin looks like a sourpuss, ammirite?), their show was stolen by the adorable dogs they walked. Hey, publicists! That’s actually a pretty good idea. If you want your clients– trainwrecks and unhappy couples alike– to fall wayside while they work out their personal crap, stick a few adorable puppies in front of them. I was so busy checking out the furbabies that I barely noticed how bored of each other they look.

Michael Jackson passed away nearly two months ago and the details of his death are still up in the air. Although the autopsy has been completed and the funeral services were held, Jackson has still not been buried. Why? Well, supposedly no one can agree on the best resting place. The temporary solution? The King of Pop is sitting in a freezer at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills Cemetery. More like the King of Popsicles, eh? (Woof. Bad joke. Couldn’t resist.)

While mom Katherine seems to wants her son to be buried at Forest Lawn, his brother Jermaine would like to see him buried at Neverland. The rest of the family seems to think this is inappropriate, as Jackson hated being at his famous ranch after the molestation trial.

You wanna know what I think is inappropriate? Keeping a legend and icon in a freezer for over a month. That could just be me, though.

I don’t know how many of you follow Lindsay Lohan’s insane Twitter account, but I’m tellin’ ya: While saying nothing, it says a lot.

Every day Lindsay sends tweets to celebrities like a common fangirl, and every day they ignore her. Her most recent tweet to Britney Spears is just an example. Hell, even her own girlfriend doesn’t respond to her. Just yesterday Samantha Ronson posted a link to a song and then Lindsay replied to it as though it was meant for her. Scroll through the accounts of people she often leaves messages for– Sarah Silverman, comedian Jordan Rubin, Samantha’s friends, Diddy– and they never respond to her.

Frankly, I get embarrassed just reading it. Why must you have no shame, Lindsay?

Everyone’s favorite former trainwreck, Britney Spears has been seen around Los Angeles with a ring on that tell-tale finger. It’s been rumored for awhile that she’s dating her daddy-approved manager, but the two haven’t been spotted together in a hot minute. Either way, this girl’s a pro at snagging the attention of the paps and she’s knows exactly what kind of stir a big diamond ring on her left hand will create.

Bummer times for Bobby Brown. Turns out that he skipped a court date that was scheduled so he could explain why he’s been falling behind on his child support payments to his baby mama, Kim Ward.  The Norfolk county judge who was going to make a ruling on this case has now ordered that Brown be arrested next time he sets foot in his home state of Massachusetts.

Apparently Ward is due around 45 grand, meaning Bobby’s payments are about nine months late. Frankly, I can’t even believe that Bobby still has enough money that he would have a five thousand dollars a month bill to foot for child support, but I guess those New Edition residuals are bigger than we thought.