Well, I could have told you that Jon Gosselin’s post-Kate GF was a moron, but I guess I didn’t really know to what extent until today.
In an interview with Us Weekly, Hailey Glassman goes on and on and on about how much she loves Jon (yeah, she calls him her “first love”. Sick.) and how she is SO not responsible for his divorce from Kate. Here are some of the best quotes:
“He was living in my house, the person I joked around with. He was sad and bored, I was home and bored.”
“I’m not some famewhore. I’ve been in hiding for three months.”
“I know what Jon tells me and I know him, but she’s cuckoo, cuckoo, you know?”
“Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back!”
Take your 15 minutes back? Oh Baby Gurl, if I could I would, but sadly I can’t.
Tori Spelling and her creepy husband Dean McDermott go helmetless (that’d be illegal in California, TorTor!) as they bike their munchkins around LA in some sort of newfangled baby Tupperware.
Before there was Suri, before there was Shiloh, there was just one insanely cute celebrity child stealing our hearts: Violet Affleck. This morning Vi and her mom, Jennifer Garner, went out in a pyjamies-clad Starbucks run in Brentwood. Hitching a ride on her mom’s hip, the three year old also wore her smile for the paps and the barista.
Brad Pitt made an appearance last night on Real Time With Bill Maher to plug his new movie, Inglorious Basterds, but the good stuff came out when Maher told Pitt that he was one of the best joint rollers he’d ever met. Around the 9:53 mark, Bill begins by praising him for his accurate stoner impression in True Romance, a part that Brad acknowledges is a part “straight from home”.
While Pitt claims that his “greener” days are behind him now that he’s a father, the conversation is both blunt (HA!) and hilarious.
Vanessa Hudgens confirmed what none of really care about: She and her probably gay boyfriend are set to wed. Hudgens was quoted as saying, “We haven’t set a date and if we did we’d keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.” What if, what if, what if…
Apparently Efron agreed to marry her after being bullied by Vanessa’s mother, which seems odd as her daughter is only twenty years old and her man is just a year older. It’s not as if these kids have a completely dim future if they were to seperate and be on their own, or say, I dunno… not rush things?
Naomi Campbell was seen going positively buckwild last night in the VIP section of some St. Tropez club. At first glance it’s hard to tell if this is a supermodel at an exclusive celebrity hotspot or an older yet extremely attractive college senior after a round of yard-long margaritas at Senor Frog’s. Perhaps the best part of these photos is billionaire beau Vladislav Doronin stationed behind Campbell in most of these shots. He checks his watch, grabs a phone call and looks otherwise bored until he eventually wanders over to his lady to reel her in. Instead of her flipping off her ho switch, she turns it on full blast, groping and making out with her man.
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