Robin Wright is on the cover of September’s issue of More and spilling the news that her marriage to Sean Penn is over.  Though the interview was conducted a few months ago, she maintains that nothing has changed.  ”I hit that crossroad a while ago—for Robin, the ‘I know what I don’t want’ [sign] was flashing neon lights.  I have no regrets. I, we, have two amazing children we raised together.  There’s no limbo anymore. There’s no time. I’m too old for this shit.”

My original approach was to shrug it all off because, let’s face it, this exact scenario unfolds every couple of months.  However, as I was typing, I found out that Robin filed for divorce on August 12.  I have a feeling this one will stick — mostly because she initiated it.

I wonder if this will bring an end to Sean’s year-long break.  You know, the sabbatical he decided to take so he could spend it with his wife and kids?  He gave up The Three Stooges movie for this woman!

The folks at Funny or Die sent this clip over of Mandy Moore doing a spoof ad for Red Bull Douche:  two of Beet’s favorites — Red Bull and Mandy Moore.  I have no idea how she feels about douches.  

I cannot tell a lie:  I thought Mandy was fairly entertaining which is, you know, out of character for her.  Could the most annoying M&M ever be growing on me?

According to a report coming out of Montreal, after extensive fertility treatments — isn’t modern medicine incredible?  She’s 41, her husband is 67 and a cancer survivor — Celine Dion is expecting her second child with husband Rene Angelil.  

The couple has one son Rene Charles, 8.  I wonder how he’ll feel about getting a sibling — he has three half-siblings from his dad’s previous marriages, but they are middle-aged adults — after almost nine years of being essentially an only child?

I posted pics last week of Mischa falling down the stairs of her trailer while on the set of The Beautiful Life.  Here’s the video.  I love how she’s just so cool and collected and texting within milliseconds of almost eating pavement.  She’s such a professional.  A tumbletastic legend, really.

This new trailer for the latest film in the Twilight saga is called “Meet Jacob Black.”

Personally, I think it should be called “Meet Jacob Black’s Biceps.” Or maybe, simply, “Beet Was Right All Along About How Freakin’ Hot Taylor Lautner Was Going to Be.”

Needless to say, I like it. But I wonder how Robert Pattinson’s going to handle it when Taylor emerges as the big male star this go-around. Or is he going to be too busy having sex with Kristen Stewart to notice?

Oh good. I was getting bored. So it’s nice to see that Defamer got their hands on this videotape of Noxema girl Rebecca Gayheart and husband Dane Cook Eric Dane getting high and naked with disgraced beauty queen-turned-Hollywood-madam Kari Ann Peniche (you may also recognize the name because she was engaged to Aaron Carter for a few seconds).

The tape was collected as evidence in LAPD’s investigation of Peniche’s prostitution operation. (Although word on the street is that she’d been showing it around to friends before then anyway.)

It’s unclear exactly how old the tape is. But Gayheart comments at one point that she’s so high she has to lie down. I remember her getting sober after than incident in 2001 where she was so damn impatient in traffic that she killed a 9-year-old boy (and has done a fantastic job of keeping the press quiet about it since then). Guess it didn’t stick?