Lindsay Lohan has missed out on her fair share of work over the past couple of years, but even now that she’s supposedly off the drugs, keeping busy with her lady friend and shilling for her own skin oranger (tanning spray, whatever), the girl’s past is still haunting her.

Lohan was recently up for a role in the movie adaptation of the book Undiscovered Gyrl, but the author herself, Allison Burnett, put the brakes on that casting decision saying that Lohan was “too jaded” to play the part of the teen blogger the plot surrounds. She went on to say “(Lohan) is a wonderful actress, but her fame and baggage would only work against her.”

It’s hard to feel bad for Lohan who surely should know that it’s time to buckle down and really clean up if she ever wants to work in this town again, but to be put on blast publicly by those who won’t hire her probably isn’t helping any headway she has made.

Jude Law is greeted by fans outside of the Windham Theater in London… looking like this.

Jennifer Aniston has been shafted by a man she was dating for another woman once again, and of course that’s gotta hurt. While it may not have been her husband Brad Pitt or on/off beau John Mayer, Bradley Cooper has left her feeling cold after ditching out on her after a promising dinner date to settle in with Renee Zellweger.

It’s not that Jen really cares all that much about Bradley, although she did think there was a bit of promise for the two of them, it’s really more that she doesn’t understand what Renee has that she doesn’t. A source close to Renee explained to Us Weekly why they think she has the edge over Jen: “She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete.”

Ouch. As opposed to Jen, who’s flailed around town with every dude I can think of since her split with Brad. One of Aniston’s friends also told Us, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” Double ouch.

Kanye West went from 0 to 60 in .5 seconds yesterday when he realized that the paps were after him and gazelle-like girlfriend Amber Rose. The couple was strolling through SoHo and thought they were alone until Kanye realized that there were photographers getting shots of them on the sly. Instead of maintaining his fresh, he freaked and the whole collection of photos together is well, kinda pretty funny. Check out the gallery below!

King of the Ed Hardey Douche Empire Christian Audigier has some things he wants us to know about his buddy Jon Gosselin. Apparently, he’s not the same man he used to be. Groundbreaking, we know.

Audigier does have some insight in to Gosselin’s relationship with Hailey Glassman, and tells People Magazine, “I met the guy for two days to see what he wanted to do as a job. In the beginning it was Jon and Kate, and then the guy came with another girl. He told me, ‘I’m going to come with my stylist. I need two tickets for the plane.’ So I said, ‘no problem.’ ”

Well, Audigier doesn’t seem too upset about his new buddy scamming a plane ticket to France off of him so he could have a European holiday with his trashy new hook-up. In fact, he seems to still want to work with Jon and mentions that the two might be collaborating on something having to do with bikes, because apparently Gosselin fancies himself somewhat of a biker.

We’d snark some more about how pathetic it would be to see a father of eight with an ex-wife and a girlfriend in her early 20s hawking choppers with dragons painted on them, but frankly, I can’t help but think that these three are a match made in heaven. The kind of heaven that’s actually hell, anyway.

Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak (OMG, you guys watching tonight!?) has more than her fair share of luggage to account for at the Newark, NJ airport yesterday while on layover on her way to NYC. What the hell could those bags be filled with?