Aug 21, 2009 at 02:39 pm by Molls

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Normally dead bodies are identified by a wallet, fingerprints or teeth, but when the body of Jasmine Fiore was found, the police had to get a little bit creative. Turns out that the model had all identifying traits removed from her body, except for one very important thing: her breast implants. The serial number on each breast was what helped medical examiners confirm her identity. So, I guess that settles whether or not fake breasts are totally useless.

The man suspected of murdering her, her husband and reality show contestant Ryan Jenkins is still on the loose and US Marshals are currently offering a $250,000 reward for any information that may lead to finding him.

Aug 21, 2009 at 02:17 pm by Molls

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Although Miley Cyrus has said several times that she’s living the single life, there’s officially some proof that she got a little more than friendly with her co-star Liam Hemsworth this summer.

The two just finished filming The Last Song in Tybee, Georgia and it was time for the Aussie actor to head back home, so Miles took him to the airport. That’s where, in front of cameras, other travelers and God knows who else, she gave him a send off to remember. “She jumped into his arms and threw her arms around his neck and kissed him and leaned back and he was dipping her. It was like a scene out of an old movie where the guy’s getting on a train and they’re saying their goodbyes,” an eye witness told People Magazine.

It’s not like this comes as a surprise. Despite her denials, Miley’s been Twitter-ing love quotes and sappy song lyrics out the ass, which is a sure sign from a teenager that something’s going on in their love lives. She also often spoke of their hang-sessions.

Now what does Mom and Dad Cyrus and Uncle Mickey Mouse have to say about this completely public display of affection?

Aug 21, 2009 at 12:49 pm by Molls

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Jennifer Aniston makes an unpleasant face as she takes a phone call on the set of The Bounty yesterday.

Aug 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm by Molls

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Nicole Kidman and Sunday Rose spent some time with daddy AKA Keith Urban when he took time off between tour dates to pay them a visit on Tuesday. The rarely photographed trio hung out around Nashville, TN where Kidman and Sunday (who seems like she’s almost as tall as her mother. Is that a long baby or what?!) have been waiting patiently for him.

Aug 21, 2009 at 11:33 am by Molls

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You gotta love Kelis, but upon hearing how much money she wants to squeeze out her ex-husband Nas for both child and spousal support, it’s hard to stand by her. Kelis’ lawyers have gone over Nas’ finances and have requested that the following demands be met:

  • Nas pulls in $244,826 a month
  • Kelis rakes in a relatively paltry $13,744 a month
  • Kelis should get child support totaling $17,225 a month
  • Kelis should get spousal support totaling $72,728
  • Nas should pay retro child support totaling $29,522
  • Nas should pay retro spousal support totaling $281,571

While I support pretty much any request for child support, those figures seem a little steep. And why is she getting more for the act of being his ex wife than the act of mothering his child? Doesn’t that seem a little out of whack? Now that she’s single, Kelis has ample time to make her own money.

Aug 21, 2009 at 11:10 am by Molls

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Nothing disgusts me more than wasted opportunity, and lately we’ve been seeing a lot of that. Reality stars killing their wives, children of rich actors pushing meth and now, an actual working actor has admitted to being a part of an identity theft ring.

Antwon Tanner, who you may know from One Tree Hill, Coach Carter or Boston Public admitted yesterday in a Brooklyn court that he sold social security numbers and three fake cards to Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers that were part of a sting operation. And have we mentioned yet that this is a thirty-five year old man?

Apparently Tanner wasn’t in this alone, in fact, he was just the middle man, passing on the goods for an unnamed party in exchange for a cut of the ten thousand dollar profits. This is why you don’t do illegal favors for people, kids! Especially for the extremely paltry sum of ten grand! Now Tanner faces up to ten years in federal prison, although he could get off with as little as six months to a year as the numbers were not actually used to defraud anyone up until the point they were sold.

Clip coupons, kids! Buy generic! There are better ways to make some extra spending money in this crappy economy!