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Brody Jenner Got Tased, Bro

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For the very first time in my life, I feel sorry for Brody Jenner! Kind of! Just a little bit! And a Richard Simmons just rode by my bedroom window on a unicorn!

Early this morning at Guys and Dolls (same place where Chris Brown had his post-sentencing bash), Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Playboy model Jayde Nicole, got smacked around by Joe Francis. Yeah, the Girls Gone Wild dude. Apparently Francis was coming on to a young lady a little bit too strong and Jayde, who considers this woman a friend, took matters in to her own whorey hands and tossed a drink on him. At that point, Francis threw Jayde to the ground and then punched and kicked her. Really, dude? After the jail time and everything you can’t let a little Goose and soda hit you without having a freak out? Moving on…

Of course the police showed up and took reports from all parties involved. There were no arrests and everyone was free to leave, but Jenner wanted to settle the score with Francis and followed him outside to continue the fight. It was at that point that Jenner says he was tased, although he’s not sure by whom.

And don’t you think this is over! Oh no! We’re far from over! Jayde Nicole is talking about pressing charges on Francis, saying that she has bruises all over her body and (awww!) some of her hair got pulled out in the fight.

I’m going to leave you with this final thought: In the heat of the moment, throwing a drink on someone always seems like this really brave idea. Consistently, it just always seems like an out-of-the-movies great way to make your point that you’re drunk, pissed and not taking shit from anybody. But guys? It never works out. I have never seen someone pull this move off very well and when you’re in the company of those who might carry taser guns? Don’t do it, man.

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  • I don’t think that the girl should’ve thrown a drink in his face, but he overreacted with punching and kicking her. seriously, hitting a girl is low. honestly, you’re at a bar, you should expect to get a drink thrown on you.

    i admit, the tasing incident made me laugh. but still, that’s so uncalled for and it probably hurt a lot.

  • Yeah, throwing a drink on someone is disrespectful, and getting a beatdown because of it is really uncalled for, but she had to expect some kind of repercussion after that. Especially when you’re packed in a club with a bunch of pansy asses.

    And, damn. She’s nasty. Playboy has no taste anymore. Nice fish lips and whore tattoo, skanky mcskankface.

  • I can see that idiot Joe Francis carrying a taser.
    I’d sue him, too.

    skanky mcskankface—now that’s funny!!!

  • I’m sure the people defending his actions are the same ones who think Rhianna “deserved it”. There is NO EXCUSE FOR PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. What is wrong with our society? Throwing the drink is low class but a real man would walk away. This isn’t a real man. This is a man who has been accused of sexual assault numerous times. I’m sure he’ll end up back in jail where he belongs.

    What interests me is the fact that the Kardashian’s (Brody’s Family) have CONSTANTLY defended this scumbag in public and on their reality show. They said they talked to him everyday on the phone. That adds an interesting layer to this incident.

  • Wow. I cannot believe how sarcastic and insensitive this post was. Violence is never ok, ESPECIALLY when it is a man hitting a woman. And the ‘aww’ remark about her hair getting pulled out? She was DRAGGED down to the ground by him yanking her hair! I don’t think you would be saying aww if that happened to you or someone you know. The general attitude in this post is extremely offensive. You should really get a second opinion before you blog again.

    • It’s Molls. That explains it.

      What’s been with the shitty posts lately, girls? I agree with Anna, you guys have been on a tear lately and it ain’t workin’ for ya.

    • also agreed.

      the other writers on this site take a hard line on chris brown for beating a women, yet in this situation, this poor excuse for a writer almost deems it warranted because the victim threw a drink at him first? complete b.s.

      he did quite a bit more than “smack her around”. and even though this isn’t a domestic violence case, the “aww” remark about her getting hair ripped out is completely insulting and demeaning to abused & battered women everywhere.

    • I absolutely do NOT condone his behavior at all. I think Joe Francis is a scumbag. I also think that all three of these people are famewhores that love drama. It was a domino effect last night– he was acting poorly, she took it upon her self to stop something she had nothing to do with, he acted probably the worst way a man can act, Brody heightened it after the police came, and once again, Joe Francis acted violently back. And then the couple went and reported it to any news outlet that would hear them, as well as their own Twitters. I’m not saying that what he did was right, I’m not saying it’s her fault, I’m more commenting on the fact that all three of them milked a bad situation for as much press as they could.

      • it was brave of Jayde, i thought
        she stood up for her friend.
        guys like that are fucking SLEAZY

        this guy did this to Brody’s GIRLFRIEND
        of COURSE he’s going to “escalate” it – he wouldn’y be a good boyfriend if he put up with a guy putting his girlfried in physical harm

  • Uh, it’s worked for me.

    I once dumped my soda all over a drunk drag queen who was insulting my gay friend. Said friend and his boyfriend were hammered, and I was the only sober one.

    You don’t mess with my friends and get away with it.

  • Oh my god, I can’t believe he hit her. I mean, I know that stuff happens, but jeez, they were in a public place and everyone saw. That guy is a fucking idiot, and I hope he goes back to jail for a long time.

  • lmao, this type of shit is hillarious! its the same type of crap i saw all the time at redneck highschool partys growing up in Maine, just without the country music and the riffles!

  • beating up on a girl a whole new low… and brody was just standing there watching this??? it wasnt until after the police were called he decided to do something thats why he got tased

  • SERIOUSLYYYYYYY Joe Francis is the biggest piece of shit out there. He’s disgusting and arrogant. I hope someone tore his asshole apart in jail.

  • Geez…. I have to agree with Mollie on this one… 3 fame whores with all their self created drama… makes this all laughable.

    I do find it highly suspect that Joe Francis actually hit this girl. Just because he does not want to go back to jail… and if he had hit this girl in a public bar… his ass deserves to be hauled back to Nevada to that federal prison.

    But a thought about throwing a drink on anyone… is that really a good idea? Ever? It always lands on more than one person… and you always look like a immature ass if you are the thrower. Then again none of the people in this story have any class… so lets move on.

    I LOVE the fact Brody got the taser! Oh how I want to see the video of this… please tell me the cops taped. Pleaseeeeee….. where is TMZ when you need them!

  • what the F is this post!?!?!? sounds like you’re defending francis’s actions b/c she threw a drink at him. you have no idea what he said to her friend. maybe he deserved the drink. it’s not like she kicked him in the nuts. its’s a little liquid vs. kicking and punching, and you’re making it like it’s HER fault? this is disgusting.