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LeAnn Rimes

First of all, when did Leann Rimes start looking like such a jackal?  Was she always this creepy looking?  I want to carve the three seeds out of her head, cram a candle in there, and put her on my porch for Halloween.

Okay, so Leann Rimes and actor Eddie Cibrian have officially left their spouses and are a couple at this point.  Eddie’s wife, Brandi Glanville, has been squawking to the media since the springtime about Leann’s stalking ways.  Now, she’s still giving interviews — the media keeps referring to Brandi “breaking her silence” and I’m wondering when exactly that silence occurred and how did I miss it — about how Eddie and Leann were pawing each other in front of their spouses.  “We went to play pool, went for sushi, dancing.”  Even though Glanville was used to her husband getting lots of female attention, “it was different this time. It was a little more reciprocated.” 

You know, I could give a rat’s ass about Leann Rimes and I didn’t even know who Eddie Cibrian was before this story broke.  What fascinates me though, is Eddie’s wife’s willingness to share all these sordid details with the public.  I’m voyeuristic by nature, and this chick Brandi is taking all the work out of it for me.  Now if I could just get the image of a naked Macauley Culkin Leann Rimes out of my head …

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  • Of COURSE he left his wife for Leann “Unfortunate Face” Rimes. Eddie is a “no-list” “never been”, and Leann is f-ing RIIIIICH!!! What a perfect catch she was. Desperate afters years of faking it with her gay hubby. The girl was “love” starved or “something”.

  • Wendie you are such a fucking retard. Your humor isn’t humorous. Your intellect isn’t intellectual. Your insight isn’t insightful. You should be an “at home” mom, but your so fucking stupid it is probably easier for you to type out bullshit on a computer than to bake a fucking pie. I have no clue why “Beet” hired you. You either had some real explicit photos or you munch on a snatch something awesome. More than anything else (no offense Beet) I come onto this site to laugh at you and your fucking lame attempts to appear relevant. You live yet Jasmine Fiore gets butchered. Go figure!

    • Jesus Fuck, man. That was horrible. Like, SOCIOPATH horrible.

      Don’t you realize your IP address is RIGHT THERE for all of the EB staff to see? I think YOU need to watch yourself.

      Fuck off.

      (Wailing): LEAVE WENDIE ALONE!! And I mean it.

      • They have my IP address. They also have my e-mail address.
        And you fucking point is what?
        “And I mean it”. You are the one who sounds like a “SOCIOPATH”.
        Julia why don’t you “fuck off”? or better yet go make your same sex partner a pie.

      • hmm jerzy.
        you disgust me.
        go drink wyborowa and listen to bad polish hip hop.

        mysle ze masz issues.
        go get treated, please.

      • You people aren’t very bright. Do you really think I am this fucking crazy? If I were as crazy of a person as I apparently appear to be I would have to be “Commenting” from a cell (a padded one even). I could be like so many of you and come on this site and agree with everything everyone has to say or when I do disagree say something lame like….”you are an awful person”,or “go away”, or “you aren’t very nice”. How fucking “school yard”. Half the time when you fuckers comment it some bullshit critique of someones clothes, shoes, hair cut, hair color, breast size, blah..blah..blah.
        You people make me laugh. I couldn’t find people like you on the street and I’m not about to go to places where you do congregate. Here I have a captive audience. You have to read my shit whether you like it or not. I greatly exaggerate everything I say here. I just enjoy seeing how fast and to what degree I can get “adults” to whine like little children.

      • what makes me laugh jerzy, is that you took the time to respond to what i wrote with half a page i don’t intend to read.

        meh.

      • Well obviously you did read it. But even if you didn’t. Even if you just saw that I had written something but you ignored it, so what. More important to me is the other people who have been reading our “back and forth”. I do not care what you think because obviously we will never agree. It is what the others think that matters. So the fact that you don’t care what I say……exactly……….who the fuck cares.

  • That’s enough!!! Get back in here and finish loofah-ing yo Mama’s stretch marks right now, or I’m gonna take away ALL your pokémon trading cards! And no more chocolate covered cheese puffs either! So help me, you’ll shrink below 300 pounds if you don’t stop harassing the nice grown-ups here.

    Sorry everyone. You know how kids are, not to mention my po’ little ADHD with an IQ of 80 Jerzy.