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Look Who’s Clothed!

Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart were seen at their house and out on the streets of L.A. this weekend and they were actually wearing clothes!  They look so serious — why?  Isn’t a sex tape — or in their case a really boring “Let’s Talk About Sex But Not Actually Have It” tape — a career must-have?

Rebecca looks like she’s going through the worst time of her life.  You’d think that after she mowed down a nine-year-old, any other scandal she would could face would be easy breezy.

I don’t know about you, but for the rest of my life I’ll always associate these two with sitting in a bathtub.

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  • Wendie, I agree that the tape was boring as is this couple quite often. However, why don’t you stop talking about her car accident from so long ago? She has had to live with that all these years as have the family members of the child that she hit – enough is enough. I normally find you witty and quick, but this sh*t is just cruel.

    • If I was the family of that kid, I wouldn’t want anybody to forget it for a second.
      I think part of “living with” a mistake of this caliber is having people talk about how much you suck. She fucking killed a kid because she was impatient and not paying attention to what she was doing. And she’s gone on to better herself so much…

  • ^^I’m sure the family of Jorge Cruz, Jr doesn’t think it was so long ago! I understand it was an accident(that was her fault) BUT the way she carries herself is S H A M E F U L! She pisses me off

  • This will be the tag line for these two from now on. Ten years from now, providing they are still together, it will be some variation on “Look Who’s Clothed Now.” If they’re apart, it will be, I wonder if there’s a new naked tape coming out?

  • Haha. I love the title. And I’m not gusty enough to actually watch the tape, even though you just said its actually pretty boring. Ha. I just want to always remember him as Mark Sloan, the guy who’s penis was broken by Little Grey. Haha.

    • Oh, definitely watch it. It’s not “boring” — but it just isn’t really very scandalous. In fact, if everyone had just shimmied back into their T-shirts, it would be every YouTube video ever.