Aug 24, 2009 at 08:55 am by Wendie


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17 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Engaged!”

  1. Another Sarah says:

    Awesome!
    I hope you will pay for the new keyboard I’ll have to buy,
    your headlines made me spill icetea all over my desk^^!

  2. Jessica says:

    Aww, they would be cute together. But yeah, most likely they’re not actually dating. Sad face.

  3. Joy says:

    I think my eyes nearly popped out of my head for a split second. Not to worry, now that they’re back in place everything is in working order.

    I really wish Jen could find someone again, but I seriously hope it’s not Gerard Butler. He’s hot and his accent makes me go squishy inside but he is the epitome of the word “manwhore”.

  4. Melissa says:

    Jesus, he looks like he just crawled out of his grave. She, on the other hand, always looks that terrible.

  5. CatFace says:

    I have no idea why, but I would love it if they both got together.

  6. cherries do pop says:

    Jennifer aniston is such a BLAH! her life is like a blah, her movies are like blah, and her love life is a joke. IHope she finds love, but there is something very wrong with either her or the men she dates. How many men do you have to screw to find the right one. She’s a loser in my book. I’ll Angelina Jolie and her 100 kids before I lives Jens life.

  7. Bleh says:

    I just spewed my tea all over the computer, Wendie!

    Gerard looks like $h!t in that picture and Jennifer has a serious case of Crazy Eyes.

  8. deemololight says:

    I did not dig the faux headline. :|

  9. someone says:

    Your right, all she has to do is be in the vicinity of a man, and the media has her sleeping with him, but even if she were to do that, they are both single adults..so whats the big deal!!

  10. Nell says:

    I have decided to take you literally on everything …and only read your headlines… because life is so much more scandalously entertaining that way, and I can.

  11. Donkey Punch says:

    She is too old for him. He could get a much younger woman.

  12. Evil Beet says:

    God you scared me with this.

  13. who cares. says:

    ok, so. please don’t do this again. i nearly had a stroke.

  14. Christy says:

    Wendie – Great job today! You are cracking me up, very witty comments. Love your writing!

  15. SNK says:

    Hahahahahahaha! Never gonna happen.

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