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In Case You Were Wondering …

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In case you were wondering, it seems that there is still something going on with Samantha and Lindsay.  How did I live previous to the incarnation of Twitter?  It’s like having kids; I can’t remember my life “before”.  

So, today Samantha Ronson lamented early bedtimes.  Lindsay — and pay attention because she finally got control of the name Lindsay Lohan on Twitter.  I think she’ll be switching over in the next couple days — replied almost immediately offering herself up.  And this is why I know Lindsay is a drugged up waste right now.  Because there is no edit.  It’s not refreshing honesty like you’d expect from Kate Winslet or even crazy couch-jumping proclamations like we saw with Tom Cruise.  It’s just an outright, cringe-worthy, 140 characters or less pussy proffering for all the world to witness.  It’s probably the biggest reason why I can’t be an actual Lohan hater.  Sure, she’s patchy and unemployed, but also so obviously in need of attention:  I suspect medical and mental.

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  • “pussy proffering” = classic phrasing

    And that last sentence is excellent.

    PS Sorry you have to TWITter as part of the job.

  • great post, mizz W.

    p.s. DINA LOHAN EAT A DICK I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS don’t even try to set that record straight….

  • Lindsay is so much more interested in her private life than her career, I think she’s too far gone now to save it, I just wonder what is going to happen when she runs out of money, the modeling dries up because – well women with half their hair gone aren’t really modeling candidates for future gigs. She’s ruined whatever chance she had to get a career back and is like a freight train that can’t be stopped. She’s just like her father.

  • Leave it Wendie to take something cute and sweet and make it tawdry. You are such a fucking piece of shit.

  • They are a couple again apparently. And i know its fashionable this season, (make that all seasons) to hate on lohan for snarky bloggers wendie.And that a comment about either madness, substance abuse and/or eating disorder is a must for any blog to get a pass from the editor . However i think they are kind of cute. Young, wild and in love, wheres the harm in that? Gawd bless those little lesbians.

  • ummm..they’ve been back together for quite some time now

    I’m going to get on the “its cute” bandwagon, not because I’m biased, because I clearly am, but because that’s what I thought the minute I saw it

    Lilo is also filming right now and on the comeback trail, so the constant trash talking of her seems a little more weak and annoying as of late

    ..here’s hoping Lilo gives up even more when she’s up on her new account..twitpics!! please!

  • Lohan is a fucking trainwreck. She’s sad, and desperate and has no career left.

    Her career is to appear on blogs and be fodder for gossip.

    Thats all.

    • You said it!

      I’m with Wendie on this one. This girl’s inappropriate behaviour is damaging to her, her relationships and her future career prospects. She needs help, but I doubt she’ll seek it any time soon.

      • How is it inappropriate to flirt with your girlfriend? “She needs help”? and why is that? Because she isn’t living her life the way you would like her to? Get real.

  • Lindsay is such an idiot. There is nothing cute about her. She looks like she needs a bath, so no there nothing appealing about her being in any bed. Ew.