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Madonna Takes Kids On Boat Ride

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Madge put on her best granny bloomers with lace overlay and took the kids out for a boat ride in Portofino, Italy yesterday, in celebration of her 51st birthday.  

Lourdes is looking so grown up and David and Mercy look like they’re adjusting well to their new and exciting lifestyle.  Jesus Luz has completed his primary education and is looking forward to … oh, sorry.  Oops.  Um, Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz was also there.

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  • Oh My God! Madonna looks scary-horrible! Ok fine, she’s 51….but damn! Take a look at her forearm and hand in the pic of her and Lourdes….frightening!

  • Ugh. I just. hate. old. women. so. much. They must be mocked and reminded that their old at all times.

    You can mock her for other things but really? Do you have to go after her age? You’re going to be there someday. I don’t get in line and bash you when you’re mean to other celebrities but good God, age isn’t something she can help.

      • Yes, Lourdes is definatly growing into a beautiful woman, she looks alot like Madge, and Madge was quite the knock out back in the day.

  • How soon will those kids be old enough to hold Madonnas umbrella for her while it’s pouring down rain? Great idea, raise your own servant staff.

  • The children do not have life jackets on. Lourdes is beautiful. She looks alot like Madonna when she was a young natural brunette. Yeah, this age discrimination is bullshit. You will all be there someday if you are lucky. I thought I would never be old when I was young. Dream on.