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Trace Cyrus Would Like, Totally Beat Up the JoBros (Except Nick)

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Miley’s gnarly older brother Trace has some nasty things to say about the Jonas Brothers that may be somewhat of a conflict of interest for his Disney star sister. Turns out that Trace doesn’t think the JoBros are all that authentic. He recently mouthed off about them in a Details interview saying “I could have gone the route of the Jonas Bros. Those guys can’t live their lives freely. They have to put out this image that’s totally fake.”

He also went as far to imply that he has some sort of urge to fight Kevin and Joe saying, “I don’t think any of them would be much trouble,” says Cyrus. “I’d never lay a hand on Nick – I love that kid – but the other two better not get in my way.”

I don’t think Trace has to worry about crossing paths with “the other two” any time soon, as they are major pop stars and he’s lucky to be working.

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  • Yeah, that guy seems like a complete no-talent loser. Maybe instead of threatening to beat up people who have careers in singing (not fighting), he should work on creating music that isn’t just talking over major chords.

    And really, I’ve never really questioned the authenticity of the Jonas Brothers. They seem genuinely religious to me, and seem to lead pretty straight-forward lives. Sure, Disney controls their image and what music they can release, but they seem pretty happy and comfortable with being handled by Disney.

  • Well this guy looks like a loser. And his sister doesn’t have a “totally fake” Disney’manufactured image? Don’t bite the hand that feeds, dumbass.

    • This coming from a poster with the name “onesizefitsmost”. I just find that ironic and funny.

  • I guess my question is, how can Billy Ray Cyrus have such unfortunate looking children? I mean, he’s kinda handsome…what happened to those kids????

    I am going straight to hell, I know.

      • Thanks for the reassurance that I’ll have some snarky friends with me when I go. :)

        I was going to say that maybe it was their mother, but I’ve only seen one or two pics of her, and since I, myself take a horrible picture…well, you get the picture. LOL

      • Who even knows if this kid is attractive! He’s got so much shit on him. Cool hair trace, you look like a vagina.

    • Is… you avatar…. a penis with whiskers???
      o.O

      And to your comment,
      Miley is very attractive. And if this boy got a make-over, I’m sure he would be too.

      • LMAO! It does kinda look like that now that you mention it. It’s actually a Shmoo. It’s a character that Al Capp created around the time he was writing the L’il Abner comic strip. I guess I am old…I know not to many people have seen a Shmoo…

    • Do they all have the same mom? I dunno, the younger sister is very homely. Sorry I know it’s not nice to say about a little girl- but she’s not cute at all.

      • I dont think the “ugly” comes from Billy R. He has another son Miley’s age (he was a cat) and he is a very handsome young man!

        Trace looks like a live manaquin.

        Also and I cant believe I am typing this one, I think he could clearly smack Kevin around, Joe actually works out and I think He and Nick could break the manaquin in half.

      • LOL!
        “He has a son Miley’s age (he was a cat)”

        Reads like: His son Miley’s age was once a cat.

  • Miley is the best looking of Billy Ray’s kiddo’s. I do not want to make fun of a 10 year old, but Noah is kind of homely. And she looks like she is trying TOO hard to be cool.

    Trace is absurd looking as well. I was surprised as hell when I heard he was dating Demi Lovato for a while. She is so cute and he is just not.

    And I do not think Miley is all about the Disney shit anymore either. She tweeted the other day about how crazy it was that there are “Hannah Montana” cherries! (Insert virginity jokes here)

  • As Mother Jonas reads the article She is probably much more relieved that Niley is Nolonger!

    His comments were in poor taste to the relationship both families have. Miley is friends w Jonas bro’s, younger sister is in cartoon movie with lil Jonas bro via disney (i think), so the families now have to come together and smile for camera’s.

    Wonder what the elder bro’s either did to the relationship of Demi & Trace (they might have inputed to Demi) or did they do to her and she told Trace.

    Seems kind of harsh statements for people your family spends time with unless provoked? and i am just bored enough to wonder.

    And why not smack Nick in the mouth. He harshly dumped your sister bro! Nick would not get a charmed bypass from my brothers after that.

    Yeah, slow news day.

  • I was unfortunate enough to catch Metro Station live in concert, they were supporting The Veronicas (who are awesome), and Trace Cyrus comes across as the most fake wannabe poser ever. He put on this extreme L.A. accent and sounded like an absolute tool. Kept jumping off drum kits and swinging his guitar around, but not in a natural way more like in a “hi-i-just-graduated-from-how-to-be-a-rockstar-101”. It was sad to watch really.

    Yeah and way to bash Disney. The company who MADE your sisters career. Such a dumbarse.

  • as if his image is any less fake. He’s convinced himself that his image is totally liberal and freestyle but he doesn’t realize that it’s actually an image that companies have already capitalized on (hot topic?). He’s probably just jealous cause he’s in Miley’s and Jobro’s shadows.

  • I personally think that people like him are jelous because they don’t have enough talent as the people that they don’t care for. And it is pathetic that he wants to start a fight.

  • They all look like they either have too many or too little chromosomes. That family really creeps me out.

  • So funny about Amy Winehouse. Trace is a loser who can’t get attention for his “talent” cough, cough, and “music” so he gets it by making weird passive threats. We are here commenting so he must be getting his high. !{

  • It makes me mad that people like him who want to go around bashing people and talking about fighting make people like me (tattoos & piercings, black hair, likes metal.. you know) look bad. He’ll go around saying that they’re fake and whatever, but as I’ve just proven, his look is not origional.

  • wow trace is such a loser…he doesn´t even know how to sing, like mentioned above all he does is talking over chords. so lame! and i wonder why he always talks about beating up people, he´s soskinny that his arms would break immediatly when punching someone. this guy must have some serious complexes…