Aug 14, 2009 at 06:15 am by Wendie

Too Many BJs?

Any guesses as to whom these puffy lips belong?  

Who else?  Linds was seen leaving her home yesterday making a half-hearted effort to hide her super-sized lips.  And speaking of inflated things, there are some pics here I’d love you to see (thanks, Jacq!) — I think the focus was supposed to be Lindsay’s horribly Sevin Nyne tanner, but isn’t that just par for the course at this point? — you won’t believe LL’s sister Ali and her tres abundant, store-bought chesticles.  She’s only 15 so I need to walk the line, but WOW.

19 Responses to “No, This is Not Octomom’s Mouth”

  1. Sass says:

    Kate ‘The Flake’ Hudson?

  2. Sh4brains says:

    It’s Ellen Pompeo….leave her alone, she’s pregnant!

  3. mireee says:

    Re: Ali’s tits. I think they’re hers, they don’t look fake. Mine were as big when I was her age.

    • Robin says:

      Mine were big when I was her age too, even younger really. I think they’re probably real.

      • Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

        you chicks are CRAYZAY

      • jayme says:

        No, I completely agree with Miree and Robin. Those puppies are definitely real. I’m 16, and mine were the exact same size as Ali’s.

      • Alzaetia says:

        No way… My tits were that big at that age too. But hers actually look fake. The have that too much tit for the skin, roundy bag of silicone look.
        And wth is LL doing on the set of Machete? I was planning on seeing that. *pout*

    • superchuckholly says:

      Mine are that big, and i AM her age.
      For the next five days.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Some L I drama girls tramp their way to the top of celebrity hill with all sorts of cheap-o goods to make and sell ideas and lose morals.. Rich or poor ..there is a long island girl stereo-type… standard, you’re either spoiled and snotty, or a guiedo fake tanned bitch, but they are all drunks or dopers! Hey I just think she wanted to connect the dots to a bunch of her freckles with a orange sharpie and said, Oh hey… brainstorm!!.. I look tanned! And found her jean shorts were too dirty and last week in fashion and just left the house with leggings on.. etc

  5. piks says:

    sophie “plastic” monk?

  6. Clarise says:

    It’s Lisa Rinna

  7. Sheila says:

    Do you have a pic of her whole face? It looks like there are cheek injections or something.

  8. Persistent Cat says:

    That post was hard to read.

  9. Grace says:

    Can’t believe I could guess that without checking.

    I don’t think the picture of Ali is clear enough to make a call on her tits. There’s no reason to think they’re fake without more evidence, in my opinion. Big doesn’t have to mean fake – as others have said, plenty of teenagers are naturally that well-endowed, and we know Lindsay’s rack was a decent size before she started mething it all away.

  10. gobrownn says:

    Fergie Ferg!

  11. superchuckholly says:

    Is it even legal for a fifteen-year-old to get implants?

  12. ladyguitarstar says:

    seriously about the dave matthews band rule?
    Thats friggin hilarious.

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.