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No, This is Not Octomom’s Mouth

Too Many BJs?

Any guesses as to whom these puffy lips belong?  

Who else?  Linds was seen leaving her home yesterday making a half-hearted effort to hide her super-sized lips.  And speaking of inflated things, there are some pics here I’d love you to see (thanks, Jacq!) — I think the focus was supposed to be Lindsay’s horribly Sevin Nyne tanner, but isn’t that just par for the course at this point? — you won’t believe LL’s sister Ali and her tres abundant, store-bought chesticles.  She’s only 15 so I need to walk the line, but WOW.

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  • Re: Ali’s tits. I think they’re hers, they don’t look fake. Mine were as big when I was her age.

      • No, I completely agree with Miree and Robin. Those puppies are definitely real. I’m 16, and mine were the exact same size as Ali’s.

      • No way… My tits were that big at that age too. But hers actually look fake. The have that too much tit for the skin, roundy bag of silicone look.
        And wth is LL doing on the set of Machete? I was planning on seeing that. *pout*

  • Some L I drama girls tramp their way to the top of celebrity hill with all sorts of cheap-o goods to make and sell ideas and lose morals.. Rich or poor ..there is a long island girl stereo-type… standard, you’re either spoiled and snotty, or a guiedo fake tanned bitch, but they are all drunks or dopers! Hey I just think she wanted to connect the dots to a bunch of her freckles with a orange sharpie and said, Oh hey… brainstorm!!.. I look tanned! And found her jean shorts were too dirty and last week in fashion and just left the house with leggings on.. etc

  • Can’t believe I could guess that without checking.

    I don’t think the picture of Ali is clear enough to make a call on her tits. There’s no reason to think they’re fake without more evidence, in my opinion. Big doesn’t have to mean fake – as others have said, plenty of teenagers are naturally that well-endowed, and we know Lindsay’s rack was a decent size before she started mething it all away.