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Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey was in New York City yesterday lunching with her strictly platonic friend Gayle — owner of the kneecaps and furtive hand placement as seen in the background — and singer Alicia Keyes.  Alicia wasn’t in any of these photos which makes me wonder if O didn’t swallow her whole.  If you don’t hear of any new AK singles any time soon, you’ll know why.

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  • Shut up wendie. Do you only spew off like this on eb? I cant believe you utter this foolishness in real life, you are probably one of those women that talks trash secretly behind ppls backs. This entire post was non-sensical and not in the least bit funny.

    • Wendie definitely has a deep hatred of Oprah that seems disproportionate to whatever harm may have been done to her by Oprah.
      But I feel fairly certain that she’d say so in person to her face. People who don’t hold their tongues tend not hold their tongues in any circumstance.

  • Wendy
    I’m in love with you. i think you are comic genious. sometimes i think you should have your own celebrity gossip page. I mean i love beet, and i mean prior to your vacay- you were the main writer for this. Good on ya beet for creating an empire but Wendy- time 4 u to start working 4 urself!!

  • “Um .. *snicker* .. Oprah’s a fatass! Oprah’s a lesbo!” Hilarious and insightful (for a third-grader).

  • Funny woman, I will upload this to the big&tall dating club
    ___Tall Mingle.c-o-m___ to share with those hot models and bbws.