Normally I would rather squat down on Robertson Blvd and pee in the middle of the day than use a photo stamped with Perez Hilton’s logo, but in this case I’m making an exception. Jaime Pressly squatted down on Robertson Blvd and peed in the middle of the day after drinking heavily at gay hot-spot The Abbey on Sunday. Yes, people got pictures. One is above.
Let me say something about this that perhaps Perez Hilton doesn’t know — the women’s bathroom at The Abbey is a fucking joke. There are, as I recall, two or maybe three stalls, and you can never get into any of them because girls lock themselves in there for thirty minutes at a time to do lines, and as soon as a stall opens up, the girls who actually work there get priority to use it. Honestly, the women’s bathroom line at The Abbey is usually 20 people long and it doesn’t move. So, in that regard, I understand why she’s peeing on the street. Still. There are plenty of nearby bars and restaurants where she could have gone, especially during the day when everything’s open. This woman has a child. Next time, drink a little less, James.