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Green Carpet Fashion at the Teen Choice Awards

Amanda Bynes Hits the Bottle at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards

It’s red carpet time! Or, I guess in this case, it’s green carpet time. Young Hollywood turned out in droves for Sunday night’s Teen Choice Awards. I don’t know who won what award because I’m not a teen, and it’s not my choice. I chose to watch football. But I do enjoy seeing who wore what to the awards show.

The green carpet was shot outside, in natural light– something for which Beet always cuts celebs a little extra slack. But not me. Because its the same light that all of us have to live every day of our lives in. So when a celeb shows up on the red carpet in natural light that reveals their haggard eye bags and pancake makeup, I feel highly vindicated. Case in point: Amanda Bynes (above). I’m not sure what kinds of bottles she’s been hitting, or how often, but I’m convinced that bottles are definitely being hit.

I’m also convinced that inside Rumer Willis’ gullet is a pelican desperately struggling to swallow a fish.

Britney Spears, on the other hand, looked fabulous. I’ve never been a big fan of her fashion choices, but her dress tonight was sexy with a touch of  class.

Miley Cyrus showed up in an outfit that may have been made up of pieces from her Wal-mart line. I have nothing against Wal-mart, and definitely nothing against Miley, but I’m not so sure that was the best fashion choice for an awards show. Nothing says tacky like a darkly colored bra showing through a wife beater.

Other atendees included Robert Pattinson, looking drugged and disheveled as ever, Kristen Bell in my least favorite celeb fashion trend of the last few years (a jumpsuit), the Jonas Brothers, Fergie, Emma Roberts, Jordin Sparks, Kristen Stewart, Alexis Bledel, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez, and Kat Von D.

So who had your favorite look of the evening? Worst?

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  • i don’t get how the photo gallery works on this site. do i have to click on each photo, click back to the original post then click on the next pic etc?

    • Click once on the first photo and when you are ready for the next click on the thumbnail below it on the right hand side. That’s what I do anyway =D

  • I know I’ll be in the minority here with all of the Twilight haters but… Kristen Stewart looked great.

    And wtf did Kat Von D do to her hair? Blond does not work…

  • I know I’ll be in the minority here, with all of the Twilight haters, but Kristen Stewart looked great!

    And wtf did Kat Von D do to her hair? Blond does not work on her…imo

  • Fave: Kristen Bell. Although I’m biased, she’s been my girl crush since Veronica Mars’ days.

  • ummm, is it normal for Emma Roberts to have crows feet as such a very young age? I mean I know that Lauren Conrad is young for crows feet but poor Emma takes the cake! yikes!

  • I think Amada Bynes look’s great! Along with Kristen Stewart.
    Whats up with Kat and the blonde hair?……and why is she at Teen Choice awards?

  • rumor willis was one of the worst, but it’s really not her fault :( . Kat Von D gets worst dressed for wearing her slutty ass pants with the fly wide open and then belted (WHY?!). And that mesh thingy over her american apparel bikini top… yuck. That girl is grosstastic.

  • where’s the full shot of brenda song?!! going by her head shot she looked to be the best looking of the evening.

  • Ugh, when did Amanda Bynes start morphing into Brooke Hogan? She just needs to wear some muffin top-revealing spandex and she’s there! She used to be such a cutie.

  • Rumer Willis actually looks good in this pic. The hair color suits her. She’s like my teenage daughter – changing the color every month just till she finds herself.

  • Amada Bynes is gross and boring. why she is paid the big bucks in this industry i will never understand….

  • You are missing a photo of Leighton Meester who looked absolutely fabulous. I think Kristen looked FAB as well!

  • Amanda and Miley are similar in that they both have these cute yet quirky kinds of looks. To all their current and future boyfriends out there let me give you some advice……..Fuck em while they are still cute enough to achieve an erection. These two are going to grow older and end up looking like fucking Phylis Diller and Minnie Pearl.

  • I have been a jonas brothers fan since their first single “mandy.” I love them with all my heart and what I saw today on Youtube BROUGHT ME TO TEARS! I never cried so hard in my life. Its this video called Pray For Jonas. I watched it because I thought they were going to be nice to the Jonas Brothers, but it was the complete opposite. They beat up this poor young man who had a jonas brothers poster and then they made him BURN IT! It was so sad. Please we have to stop this, we have to make youtube take it down. THIS IS HORRIBLE! Here is a link, if you watch it you will understand how horrible this is and together we can stop it!