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Lady GaGa Has a Tiny Penis

Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn’t make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark.

So GaGa’s a hermaphrodite — I thought that was a politically correct term, but I’ve been informed the more PC term is “intersexual.” She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven’t been able to trace it back to any reliable source:

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

So whatever. If it’s not a big deal to her, it’s not a big deal to me. John Hughes died today. I’m in no mood to make a fuss over Lady GaGa’s tiny remnant penis.

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  • Funnily enough, the fact that she is “intersexual” and open and comfortable with it makes me like her even more. It also kinda explains the drag-queen like behavior and look! Glad to be the one to share this with you EB!!!

    • Would this be the first artist using sexual ambiguity to shock and stir controversy? Didn’t David Bowie and Madonna pioneer this? I wouldn’t be a surprise at all if she wore a prosthetic penis and wanted people to think she has a pecker just to make people talk about her. How gullible are you people? If I were her and got asked by a reporter, I’d reply with a playful “bend over and you can find out what I’m packing”

    • I’m really just thinking its her vag. I mean…if you realy look, it just looks like a shaved vag.

      • Whoa…that.was.totally.a.penis. And not just a “little bit of a peen”, that was really and truly a dong. Huh. I wonder if it functions as a penis.

      • Ummm… take another look because there is no way that looks like a shaved “vag”. No way at all… whatever it is though, she is still doing her thing so I have to give her major props for it.

  • Why the hell isn’t she wearing at least a thong while performing on an elevated stage in that short of a skirt?? That’s my question!

    • Because it’s a strap-on and she is full of sh*t. Perez Hilton calls this hag his “wife”. THat’s more disgusting than an hermaphrodite ANY day.

  • it’s funny cuz all this time i’ve been saying that she looks like a man… and there you go….

  • Do any of you really think Alex Skarsgaard would be in a video with her in bed kissing her if she were “intersexed” he’s Swedish, and possibly that okay with it, but somehow I don’t see him doing that video with her if she wasn’t a female. Her jaw line is very female, not male, she also has female hips. The fact that she is friends with Perez means I don’t buy her CD’s but she’s fun to see every once in a while. Every era has it’s Grace Jones, Donna Summer, she is just this era’s lucky disco dance queen. It won’t last. Perez is a tool who needs his wiener punched so it ends up inside him and he’s intersexed. Forever.

    • Being a hermaprodite doesn’t make you a man… It means you share characteristics of BOTH sexes.

      • No shit Abbi. Even if everyone didn’t already know what you stated they could “Google” it. This site isn’t about blow hards like you giving sex ed lessons. It is about people giving opinions and such. Here are my opinions. Your an idiot and Lady Gag…Gag….(those are the sounds she heard when her first boyfriend discovered her Vienna Sausage (or should I say her male “characteristic”). She is an untalented fucking weirdo. Penis or no penis!

      • Why are you so rude? Why can’t you act like a civilised adult instead of a bullying child? Just because you can’t see people’s faces on here it doesn’t mean that those commenting don’t have feelings. I don’t think it is your place to tell people if their comment is relevant or not when you make childish jokes and can’t spell. Don’t take your anger out on other people just because you can’t see their face, it’s not cool.

      • I can’t spell? “civilised”? Are you and Robin sisters of Abbi? The “Clogging Tard Clan of the Highlands” (key bagpipes)

      • Wow, way to comment on nothing Abbi just said.
        Jinxy made it sound like Lady GaGa is not a woman, but just because you’re a hermaphrodite it doesn’t mean you aren’t a woman.

        Your opinion is totally irrelevant to Abbi’s comment.

      • to his Holiness, jerzy:
        “civilised” is the BRITISH (ORIGINAL ENGLISH, mind you) spelling of the Americanized “civilized.

      • mm medically and biologically an hermaprhrodite is that, not a guy or a girl, it has of course some predominant characteristics of one of both sexes but it is stille medically an hermaphrofite, not a girl or a guy

      • Aah Cyber Bickering… exactly why I come to EB> You would think that after a stressful day I would want something more mellow, but yet, other ppl’s bitching strangely comforts and amuses me.

      • I’m British, it’s another country, somewhere outside of your own immediate surroundings so you probably haven’t heard of it. That is how we spell “civilised”, your spelling is “American English”, which is a dialect of my language, English. No, you can’t spell, “your” is possessive, as in “your tiny brain”, “you’re” is what you wanted to use, as in “you are a complete moron”. Also, I’m not from Scotland, I’m from England, and I don’t find using mental illness or “tard” as an insult to be the height of humour. Stop wasting people’s time.

      • wow… way to go jerzy… you have successfully published the rudest and dumbest comment on this thread. now go f yourself.

    • I think it’s kind of hysterical that you’re all, “She can’t have a penis, Alexander Skarsgard kissed her!” SO WHAT? He didn’t know or he didn’t care.

    • It was a job. He was being paid to be in a video. And what does being Swedish have to do with anything?

  • i dunno. i can totally see this just being a publicity stunt. gaga is a freak. whether she has a dick or not i don’t care, i just think its fake.

  • I agree with Hayly.. With or without a penis she’s still a freak.. And a very ugly one too..

    Also i agree with Tina, because i also have been saying all this time that she looks like a guy..

    • i thought the same thing. she’s always wearing bikini-ish style underwear, even at her concerts. and what about the bubble dress? wouldn’t “tucking” still leave a bulge?

  • I applaud her for being so confident about that tidbit. I’m really glad I don’t have both a peener and a poon.

  • It’s clearly part of her act. She’s not wearing wacky clothes; she’s wearing a wacky strap-on.

    • OK. I just watched the video and I’m even more sure that this was staged. She choreographed the whole thing — the bike, the dress wiggle, the STRAP-ON!

  • Okay, as she’s getting off the motorcycle she says, “ooh, I need to pull my panties up” under her breath. It’s at 0:55.
    And then, sure enough, she CLEARLY pulls her panties up and her skirt down (and proceeds to fix her boobs).
    I’m almost positive that whatever’s hanging out there is just her nude underwear that had started to sag. Even if it was a penis, it looks too well developed to be a hermaphrodite’s.

    All that being said, however, there are some pictures circulating the web that call attention to some very suspicious bulges. I wouldn’t entirely rule out the possibility that GaGa’s a hermaphrodite, but I wouldn’t really consider this video evidence. I don’t trust that “statement” either, seeing as GaGa doesn’t blog and, from what interviews I’ve seen, is typically more articulate. The statement doesn’t contain any details that an 8th grader couldn’t just cook up and spread across the internet.

  • like she says, “rockstar” men have been pushing boundaries for decades. transending genders for niche markets is most definitely not excluded.

    it’s all an act. she wants attention, and who could blame her? i want her money.

    i only point it out to express i don’t consider her any sort of artist, just an entertainer.

    imitator not an innovator.

  • Maybe it has no real feeling.. she resents that.. just lets it hang out like a sad lumpy tentacle and smashes it on a motorcycle seat.. bruised and limp.. swinging lifeless.. the gaga’s of her peen trouble is endless.. Yeah.. I get her name now. Lady with peen gaga

  • She’s a pseudo intellectual fame whore who will do anything for press. She’s faking. It’s sick she would exploit a condition like this to further her career.

  • Have you even heard of cameltoe? C’mon. There’s no penis there. If she had one, she wouldn’t always be going around in leotards. Also, what’s the source? A blog? Ridiculous. I hope she sues.

    • actually i was thinking that this is why i have never seen her with serious camel toe. and yeah ive actually had conversations about her lack of cameltoe in all those leotards. with a little tuck of a little peen you could wear all the leotards you want and never have an issue.

  • I was only joking in the past when I would say “Lady GaGa” can “Go Fuck Herself”. She actually could if she wanted! I hope she is attracted to herself so she can get an erection.

  • Creepers, she and I have so much in common. I actually have a little bit of a penis and it really doesn’t interfere with my life that much either.

    • A little bit of a penis!? How can you have a little “bit” of a penis. Smells Rike…… frowah!!!!!!! In english that means smells like flower. That was asian slang by the way…. Go figure ..(me out) ..impossible

  • If she’s anything, Lady Gaga is interesting! The video is fairly convincing but when I saw her at the Much Music Video Awards this year, the costume she was wearing was a leather corset with TINY underwear. The smallest strip of fabric imaginable was keeping her “decent”. She’s REALLY REALLY good at hiding her peen his she has one.

  • I guess when Perez calls her Hermie now… it’s pretty much a true story. Well, so it be… she might hide a dredger or a deep fryer under her skirt, I don’t give a damn. She’s an amazing artist, an awesome singer and in my eyes she gets the right amount of attention for the right things.

    It just crosses my mind that I don’t know ANY intersexual persons, not in my private surrounding nore can I recall any other famous persons right now… whatever, it’s an interesting topic though.

    • from link ^ above:

      7 Aug Lady GaGa And Her Manager Comment On Hermaphrodite Rumors

      This week the Internet was bombarded with the rumors that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite. The reason was a video filmed at the Glastonbury festival and a fake interview.

      ABC News asked Lady GaGa’s manager if the “Poker Face” singer is really a hermaphrodite. His reply: “This is completely ridiculous.”

      Today Lady GaGa herself made a sarcastic twitter update saying: “The show was so good I might have to go home and suck my own hermie dick”.

  • If she really had a penis it would show in all of those skimpy and very very tight outfits. I mean, she could try and hide it but it would still be visible… so I’m gonna go with the strap-on theory.

  • your just going with the strap on theory cuz you fapped to her/him, i never cared for her looks so all you ppl that are denying that this is real are dumb.

  • your just going with the strap on theory cuz you fapped to her/him, stop lying to yourself you fell for a herm.

  • lol you bunch of dick heads, shes really going to be wearing a dress that short if she had a penis, no no no.

    lol bunch of virgins./

  • That thing was a prop! She tried to show it. If you look close right after “it” popped out you can see the strap holding it around her waist. She was trying to create a buzz no more. And we all ate it up hook , line and penis! “Suckers” no pun intended.

  • I love when people post on here “WHO CARES”

    clearly you care enough to be on this page in the first place.

  • It`s not big deal. i mean, every person is not the same, she had a choise to be woman or man. she picked up women. if she would be man every body would say “owh , he has vagina” i, mean guys, u must support her not to disapoint. Couse she has nothing to do about her birth, she was born that way, so u realy have to support her. She is realy good singer and i love her. Even she has penis . Who cares?! Her voise first, not her privacy life. She gives as her beautiful voise & songs. Leave her privacy life to her. We have nothing to do with it. I think someone of u will understand me. Thnx for reading it.

  • Let’s get this straight. Lady Gaga has a penis. This leaves two possibilities:

    A) She’s trying to hide it, but mysteriously decides to wear a short short skirt, bends doggystyle over a motorbike, tells everyone she’s not wearing any panties, conspicuously rearranges herself in clear sight of thousands of concertgoers and “accidentally” lets everything hang out. Hmm, yeah that makes sense.

    or perhaps

    B) In a demonstration of her comfort with her own body, she decides to take a stand for intersexuals everywhere and intentionally flashes the audience with her extra bits, but for reasons that remain hidden to us, her only recorded admission comes in the form of an unconfimed, unsourced quote that clearly must be true because it’s on the internet.

    Come on people. Lady Gaga’s “penis” was clearly staged, whether as a PR stunt to ignite the type of publicity and conjecture it is right now, or as a whimsical joke. It’s a strap-on. You can even see her fiddling around down there, just before she gets off the bike, to make sure it’s fully showing. After all, she’s a performer. PERFORMER!

    But of course, Britney Spears and Madonna kissed on stage so that must mean their lesbians too, right?

  • i think i iz sick how people just turn on someone because of ther gender… it has nothin 2 do with no1 but her n if she wantz every1 2 no she wil but 2bh itz nothin 2 do with any of us 4 fuk sake leav her alone a she iz tryin 2 do iz make music 2 the best of her ability n 2 please hr fanz so get a life u sad fukin twatz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • First of all Maria, why use this site if you dont like gossip. Do one.

    Secondly I LOVE THIS RUMOUR!

    If she has a penis. Great. She made herself sexually attractive to men and proved that it doesnt matter what you’ve got downstairs!

    If she doesn’t. Well she definately made my day more interesting anyway!

    HAHA go on GaGa do something else to make us gasp!

  • So if she has a dick, what about all the dude’s she’s had sex with? As if they wouldn’t have spoken up?

    • Would you?

      Your dream of nailing a super famous rock star finally is about to come true…. her shirts off, working your way south you encounter a bulge , confused but reassured you reach your desired destination and attribute it (the confusion) to the alcohol. The next morning you wake up spent, sex is the furthest thing from your mind, but some ones pitching a tent in the bed.

      Now your telling me the first thing you would do is hop on springer and tell the world about this or is this one of those nights you tell people you dont remember what happened.

      • She’s not a rock star, she’s a pop star. Rock is better than Pop. She can’t sing either and her songwriting abilities suck.

      • lol. pop and rock are usually the same thing now days. pop stands for popular so pop is always the best genre. this is coming from a guy in a pop rock band who listens to avenged sevenfold and august burns red

  • “trust me i am a doctor!”
    That’s good enough reason NOT to trust you.
    But back to Gaga, normally hermaphrodites have one side more developed. She is obviously more girlie bodywise and her penis is underdeveloped. That’s why she sees herself as a woman.

  • 0:53 – 0:57 mmh
    did you noticed, that gaga almost got out of her bike by her left side, and she would probably show the audiense and the world her.. em … secrert… she sudendly stops and start acting like she was hidding something, and she got out of the bike by the other side, also she started to acommodate something in between her legs.

  • omg … imagine all the people who had has emm you know.. aa masturbation for her or something like that.. jeez xD

  • first of all who gives a shit we all have dominant and soft sides to us,,, how can you quote her from an unreliable source no balls ..

  • Wtf!!!!! I can’t believe she or he? Has a penis!!!! All my friends where so fkin shoked!! We think she was sexy…

  • who the fuck cares if she has a penis? that doesnt change the fact that she can’t sing worth two shits.

  • Omfg Big Fan Of LadyGaga But She Has A Fuckiin Penis Wud She Not Wer Nickz Or Someting 2 Cover It .. Ewwww .. She A Dick Girl Dat Wat Im Goiin 2 Call Her ..=] But Hw De Fuck Cud She Hve Sex Wif Lads Nd In Some Of Her Music Vidos She Meets Girls ..?+] Hw Weird Cud She Not Just Be A Boy Like .. She Needs A Life .. xXXXXx

  • she does not have a dick she was a stripper before she was a singer so unless she stripped in some crazy intersexual bar this story is a big fuvking mistake!

  • hey guys…..do any of you remember,when she said she like gay boys!!Because she takes up her ass!she is fucked up!

  • What’s the big deal, it doesn’t matter she’s still a great singer and i don’t really care about her preferences, at first i got shocked but i am not right now.
    Besides she doesn’t care about what the people say about her, if someone has a problem with it, it’s his problem.
    Lady gaga’s awesome although she’s a he-she

  • the comments are hilarious but um , yeah she has a widdle penis , so what ? dont you quys remember when ciara was like this ?wtf whats the biq deal .

  • how would u feel if u were her would u not tell anybody about it or would u like nasty comments and get upset she is proberly crying and scared 2 go on stage or even sing at all so leave her alone dick heads

  • how would u feel if u were her getting comments like wat ur sending or would u keep it a secret cuz lady gaga is properly scared to go on stage or even scard 2 ever sing again so all u dick heads leave her alone plzzzzzzzzzzzz or ill track u down and hurt you

  • I know what a penis looks like, and that is def not one, mine hangs down 3-4 inches and it would be flopping around like a monkey in a tree

    • ah dude it is undeveloped but she still definatly has one…she just has a small one cause her body has more femal geens than male ones!

  • she’s totally hot and i would so let her join me and my girlfriend in bed that would be the sweetest thing seeing my girlfriend getting fucked in the ass by lady gaga

    awesomeness in a bed

  • She has a Penis, this is more reason to shoot her into the sun, she can’t sing for shit either, goodbye BITCH !

  • shut the fuck up ya all
    who cares if she has a dick
    you wont fuck wth her so whats the problem yall?
    she has GREAT music
    IDIOTS

  • I’ll still nail her anywhere and it wouldent bother me a female that
    Sexy I’ll rock botts all night

  • Maybe that lil wang is the source of her Gaga-ness

    But i still dont get why she calls herself Lady? Maybe he should call himself Ladyboy or something.

  • I LOVE LADY GAGA
    screw everyone, its not about what she is or looks like or anything
    her music is fantastic
    and she is so strong i love her to bits!
    xxoxo

  • so what if she as one we all have something wrong with us she is still living out her dreams she was born with both was she supose to come out and say that before she hit the world with her music all ya was down for her now ya gonna hate stop being jugdes and support somebody for once this could have been either one fo us so stop the madness and grow the fuck up and if you dont like it kiss my ass hatters

  • ehh i think that might just be like.. camel teo or sumtin anyways cuz in the video of poker face shes conpletely flat.. like theres no bulge where her dick should be.. yeno?

  • you people are such lame and dumb critics…
    how can you people even prove she has a ****(ignore -_-)
    if you never have seen her naked….
    but anyway….her music is so cool…
    so just shut up and stop criticizing….

  • Man i really got dissapointed when i saw this :( Before i saw this i thought she was hawt, but now i see her as a dude :(

  • Ok.. if that thing (lady gaga) got a dick and a pussy, dos she fucks her self then? hahahahah… just had to ask =) (and if some shit kid thats 10 years old comes whine about me just asking 4 fun.. u can come tel it to me face to face =) i live in Norway>Harstad if u wanna know my adress just tel me and ill see u there :DDD) ps. if i wrote anything wrong i blaim my dyslekisia ore what ever it is in english soz XDD

  • Ha thanks really funny does she sit or stand when going to the toilet,I wonder maybee she is to lazy to sit then she’ll maybee stand,iS THIS CORRECT DOCTOR?

  • omfg dis shitt iz so funny I dnt giv a shit if she haz a dik jus makez me wanna bang her up her ass for hourz and hourz

  • wow. acually i think its interesting AND cool cuz she can have sex whenever she wants. basiclly, she can fuck herself. sweet. :)

    • yea well have u thot about wat she would do when he penis gets hard?
      she will break it!
      but i would bang that ass all day!
      i luv GAGA

  • shes such a sex maniac. she can just do it herself. but its not my problem that she has a baby penis… and that shes a whore. :p

  • You know, i dont really give a flying fuck if she has a remnant male reproduction system or not. Would it make you love her more or less if she did or didnt? It’s pretty fucked up that the media has to put themselves so far into peoples’ business. So Lady GaGa has a dick. AWESOME. :P

  • so what that lady has both parts does it make her less of a person for it no it just made her stronger for havin to go through life dealin with it.. but tauntin her and making insensitive jokes about it makes u as a person for lack of a better word an ass**** because u r doin the tessin on some one who is helpin people of all ages feel a little better about themselves weather or no it is by revealing she has a penis or through her music up liftin the spirits of todays youth so those of u who taunt her because of it ask yourself one question HOW HAS IT MADE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU GOT TEASED ARE PUSHED AROUND BECAUSE OF A DIFFERNCE U HAD? and keep in mind there is no such thing as normal exspecially when it comes to genetics.

    • R u fucking serious? Its not something that she was born with, if she has a penis then she went and had surgery to get that put on. Its disgusting and perverted. U r born a guy or a girl, and trying to change that is wrong…and creepy

      • NO YOU R TARD. shes a hermaphrodite. i agree with Kim. she cant do anything about it and she WAS born with it. its when you are born with also a genitalia from the opposite gender. you should go learn more before you say shes a transexual. she didnt ever get a sex change, she was born with it.

      • umm.. it’s not a sex change.. some people really are born with both.. as to if lady gaga was who knows.. but it really can happen!

      • dude. you cant be serious. Why do you think someone would want to have both? People dont usually strive for that. She was born with it. Google hermaphrodite. Try to learn something before you post something on the internet and make yourself look dumb. (:

  • Wait… so it mattered if she had a penis? I remember she still has a asshole, and I still have a dick, and now I guess I don’t need those condoms!

  • i retract the previous statment i made i intially thought i was streight and now i realize i am gay and i want anyone and everyones dick in my ass and i am so dumb that some times i cant even spell damn its all that poundin in my ass i ended up brussin my brain

  • If Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite what does it matter,if she has both a vagina and a penis it still makes her a women as hermaphrodites are still classed as being female.Leave the poor girl alone,I still love her.
    If I met a beautiful women and found her to be a hermaphrodite later into the relationship I would not care even though I am a straight male,you should take a person on as they are and do not critisize on what they are.I love her for her beauty and talent and would love her to be my girlfriend anyday.

  • uh u guys. its possible to get surgery and hav it removed. its better when u r just born thoughto take it off rite away. my cousin was born with it and his parents had it taken off rite away. but anyways i dont really care if she has a dik. wont matter to me and wont matter to me forever. i love all people. :)

  • i have also prob. like that i born male but iam now 23 and have baby penis and it is usually in side my body and also testes is very tiny
    i am depressed and i hope find real friends can help me
    pls help me
    thanks

  • please leave lady gaga alone…or she will find and tear you a new one…just like she would butt rape you with her baby penis.

  • I like lady gaga, alot, but let’s not focus at all on the fact that she has a penis, and let’s, i dunno, maybe take a look at the fact that sha has no fucking panties on.. how ’bout that?

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penis…

  • UHM YA , GET ON RED TUBE.COM, MY GMAIL IZ ANAJA2000@gmail.coM!
    IF YA GET THIS TELL ME IF U WANNA HAVE SEX!get ur dick in my pussy.i have the biggest pussy ever. it is like 5 innches long.no fucking lie.if i lied,a big meteor would hit earth and we would bb ghost.z and live in space.

  • it gaga could ahve a shlong but my bet is she doesnt even if she did why should it concern anybody else

  • umm wow. well at least she puts on a good performance. i love her n ay im bi so shes perfct hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • i also have both and i got mine through a change after birth so i think we should meet up and both do each other. and im actually a guy. and i use boob enhancements and live as a female even though i was born a boy mine is so small that it doesnt make an effect. and being a girl is great.
    makeup. cloths. shoes. boobs. cloths. sex. not working. it is all amazing as hell so you shut up all of you. its AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Im going to make lady gaga my sex slave and im going to rape her ass and pussy while i stroke her baby penis.

  • well i dont know really if she has a tiny little dick or not becouse of all the new high-tech.but i would realy like to know if that thing was real becouse if it is wow i never thoght they really existed

  • my shit is so long she probubly sits on the TOILET And pretends to have a pussy as she puts that thing in between her legs eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so sorry she could be that hot but yet have a dick i aws serprized couse i wanted to bang her

  • whaaat the heck? i dont think thats possibl, i mean, u r not to be born w both, she prob had surgery or something, cuz if she was born w dat her mom or dad would probably had taken her to the dr or somethin

  • I know that I can be considered a freak if someone knew a certain thing about me,but Lady Gaga’s music is shit imo,and the idea of a chick with a penis is another situation where I would draw the line
    in terms of thinking that a female with a wang is hot and likeable.
    I just think it is too disgusting,hot in terms of appearance that is.

  • hahaha :] well I kinda like it that she has both parts. It makes her unique in her own special way. And no it’s not right to make fun of someone who has a mutation of some sorts. Her music is EFFIN great and that’s all that matters :]

  • I once knew a girl who dated a boy, who knew a guy who had an uncle, who’s wife (the fat one) .. well she was a hermaphradite … no one liked her.. the local chavs used to punch her and spray her with shit, I think she commit suicide. Hermaphradites are like midgets.. very amusing.. especially when you punch them.

  • Fuck, doesnt matter whether she has a dick or a vag or both. |Id ram her vag and suck her cock. shes perfect for me aha

  • how is she a hermaprodite? in an interview a journalist asked her if she has a penis and she said that “her beautiful vagina was very offended.” and lady gaga’s manager keeps saying how rediculous these rumors are. and she has posed naked so many times for magazines, dont you think that something would have slipped from one of the photographers by now if she had a penis flopping around on the set lol? she may be bisexual but that doesnt mean shes a hermaphrodite! and that quote that was posted saying that she admitted to having a penis may not be from her. there isnt a reliable source or 100% proof that she is the one who said that.

  • Bend her over and hite the pooper,can’t see the pee pee from there.Grab her hair and hit it from behind and yell Yeeee Hawwwwww((( Rodeo style))))

    • lol nub yes she does. This should put to rest all those ugly rumors about Lady GaGa being a woman. She must get sick and tired of everyone calling her a chick all the time. God. People can be so cruel.

  • lmao um have u seen videos she wears like skin type clothing ive never see no damn tiny penis anywhere so shut the fuck up u damn rumor

  • she dosnt have a penis she has a vagina and i would fucking do her all day till i died and make her suck my ten inch cock xx yuymyum xx

  • this isnt disgusting o well it is but we listen 2 her music dont we it doent f*cking matter anymore we like her music and if she is both male and female it doent mean anything it wont stop us from liking her music

  • Lol, find the video for “Money Honey” at the Glastonbury festival on Youtube. About 7 seconds after the supposed “exposure” you can see the camera man that got the shot exit stage left. It was planned. Not to mention, the feed for BBC3 had a delay that would have caused this to be edited. She knows what she’s doing.

  • uh hello? why would lady gaga be wearing nothing underneath if she’s gonna dance and perform? that’s not a penis, that’s a panty, you stupid people

  • This isn’t probably true.
    I mean, I’d think the entire world would notice if she had a penis BEFORE the rumors spread like wildfire.
    Anyways, there’s no WAY she’d admit that.
    Take a look at her choice of words.
    She sounds apathetic, when in reality, it should rip a HUGE tear in your mentality.
    I’m a psychologist, so I kind of know things.

  • I always have a trememdous time when I watch gaga’s music videos and listen to gaga’s songs. She is great artist. I think that’s all matter.

  • your a douche, lady gaga is not a man, and she has never said Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

    so i think you should take it down, is a rumour, your a hater.

    peace.

  • ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO PUT A COMMENT ON THIS WEBSITE ARE FUCKING NOB HEADS WHO SHOULD BE PUT ON A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANTARTIC LEFT TO FUCKING ROT LIKE A BOAT JACK SPARROW STYLE WHO ATE ALL THE PIES YOU FAT FUCKERS YOU ATE ALL YHE PIES HAVE A WANK U SICKOS

  • Wow , it amuses me that some people are gullible enough to actually believe that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite. Only she knows the truth. Paparazzi and other people just spread rumors about celebrities to ruin their reputations. You shouldn’t believe everything you hear. I bet that the same people who believe that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite will believe that the sky is falling if someone declares it. But , whether she is or isn’t , it shouldn’t make a huge impact on her music career.

  • LADii GAGA HAS NO TALENt sO whO caress iiF she a HE-ShE ? sHe caN JeRK oFF && rub her cliiT AT dhA SAME TiiME

  • I was just talking with my friend about this yesterday at Outback steak house. Don’t know how we landed on the topic really, they brought it up. I do recall eating a wonderful fruit salad with ranch on it. I digress…

  • So i typed “lady gaga has a penis” on google and this sight is was came up. I honestly havent laughed this hard in literally 13 years…literally….LITERALLY. i want to send my thanks to anyone who commented on this sight, joking or not…KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • u no she isnt the only one out there im also one, I think this is uber a celeb who is just like me <3 yeys :D

  • She probably just has a flabby -er vag . Or her thongs elastic was too tight . That quote doesn’t mean it was her . I went to her concert on Thursday night and she had outfits wear you could 100% tell she had no penis or small penis . Stiill she’s the only one who would know .
    ILOVE LADY GAGA!!!

  • She Does Not Have A Penis Is Just A Skin Coloured Underwear Thats All Nasty!

  • Even I Don.t Have A Penis & Look! 100% Female I M A Woman & I Only 9 But Now 2011 April11th I Going To Be 10

  • wow amazing i love her …i wish i spend one night with her and play with her small package xoxo yum yum lol

  • Knew a lady in the late 70s who liked it up the ass and once done would climb on the guy’s back and rub her slightly longish clitoris
    than most girls would have, on the mans anus or b/w his parted ass cheeks and be turned on further for another anal job, but one cud not really call her’s penis though it maybe something similar to it but way too small under an inch protuding ! Maybe Ladu Gaga
    has a similar tool and fatish also.