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Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Grab a Bite

The Simpson sisters grabbed a bite at Katsuya on Saturday night with their mutual hairstylist Ken Paves. You don’t see the two of them together too often, but when you do, the differences in their personalities are really striking. Jessica looks like her usual sunny, happy,  self, but is in danger of having a serious wardrobe malfunction while Ashlee looks…. depressed. Just like she does in almost every picture I’ve seen of her for the past year.

Jessica is the one who has been divorced and just got dumped. So why is happily married mom Ashlee the one who always looks like someone just pissed in her emo eyeliner?

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    • I don’t know, but geez, how much plastics have they both had? Or is it just the pounds of spray make-up they have on otherwise? They both look soooo different.

  • mean, but… holy Jess is so much prettier!
    makes me glad i don’t have a sis… i’d hate to *pale* in comparison [NO PUN INTENDED]

  • I don’t think she looks pissed.
    I think she looks like she’s just not in mood to deal with the photographers, understandable.

  • Ironically, Jessica is the naturally darker toned hair, dyed blonde, Ashlee is naturally blonde, dyed horrifically dark. Ashlee looks better blonde, but so does Jessica.

    Whatever…neither one is overwhelmingly talented; of the two, Jessica started out with a decent enough voice. What the hell happened?

    Ashlee just annoys with her fame with no talent. Hoedown, indeed.

  • You do realize Jessica isn’t wearing a dress, those are shorts. She’s wearing an outfit that is barely acceptable on a little girl. So she’s wearing a romper with high heeled wedges and a big heavy, dark coloured LV bag. She owns every LV bag ever made, she could’ve at least picked a lighter, smaller one to match that hideous outfit.

  • I always think its funny how similar jessica & ashlee are to beyonce solange

    Jess- Beyonce- First ones with a successful career
    Jess-Beyonce – Sunny personalities
    Ashlee-Solange- less mainstream music style
    Jess-Beyonce- Curvy bodies
    Ashlee-Solange-Skinny
    Ashlee-Solange- Tattoos (on the wrist for both)
    Jess-Beyonce – unnatural blondes
    Ashlee-Solange- experiment with their hair
    Ashlee-Solange- both young mothers who were pregnant before they were married
    Jess-Beyonce – fashion lines that they definitely do not design
    Jess-Beyonce- love love love fake hair!
    And all 4 of them are Daddy’s girls!

    So basically the younger ones who get less attention become rebellious and the older ones are more traditional.

    • Except (ugh, shoot me), Ashlee has had a more (ugh) successful “music” career than Jessica.

      I can’t believe I just wrote that.

      • My sis and I are exactly like this. I’m the older, curvier, sunnier, optimistic, successful, and childless one. I’ve never really compared the similarities in family dynamics but it’s obvious now. Younger ones really do strive to stand apart and define themselves as individuals. As growing adults, they prob. make it a life mission to erase the high school b.s. they put up with as being the younger version of the original genetic mix. I also do not have any visible tats like Beyonce and Jess. Instead, I got edgy, hidden piercings for my decade long bf to see..My sis, of course, just got a crap load of painfully visible tats..