How Much Are Your Children Worth to You?
Aug 02, 2009 at 06:51 pm by Kelly

Debbie Rowe in a Shirt that Shows Her Kindred Spirits: Bitches

Wendie has a nose for bullshit that could rival the midwest’s finest manure manufacturers.

A few days ago, she reported that Debbie Rowe and the Jackson family had reached a custody agreement that allowed Rowe to retain her parental rights, but made Katherine Jackson– Michael’s mother– the children’s legal guardian. It was reported that the agreement was reached without a single penny changing hands.Well, technically they were right.  I’d imagine that the $4 Million the Jackson family agreed to continue paying Rowe will be handed over in large bills, or via bank draft or cashier’s check– not in pennies.

Yesterday, the Jackson family admitted that they have agreed to continue paying a $4 Million “informal spousal arrangement”  that Rowe had with Michael– a verbal contract that was absolved when he died.

Really, it’s the perfect arrangement. Rowe can continue to use her parental rights to blackmail as much money as possible out of the Jackson Family, and the family can pretend that they aren’t renting their grandchildren from a woman who resembles nothing so much as the putrid muck that collects on the surface of dirty dishwater that’s been left sitting for a week. (Killer wolf shirt though.)

Anyway, as I was saying, this under-the-table arrangement works out well for both parties amd makes everybody happy. Oh, except for the kids of course. They’re still fucked.


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20 Responses to “How Much Are Your Children Worth to You?”

  1. lovebeet says:
    August 2, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    SHES WEARING A THREE WOLF AND THE MOON SHIRT!!!!!!!!

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  2. mcbiscuit says:
    August 2, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Will she be taxed on the money I wonder.

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  3. Anonymous says:
    August 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    damn, I wanna have some babies for some rich dude. PAY DAY

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  4. Jennings says:
    August 2, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    I NEED THAT SHIRT.

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  5. dpizzle says:
    August 2, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    God damn, she is one ugly lady. Couldn’t MJ find someone with a little less chin?

    Her shirt though… AMAZING. Kelly, you are my fave writer on this here blog.

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  6. Andy says:
    August 2, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    ha! as i was reading this i thouht to myself “wow im starting to like molls”
    and then i realized it was kelly who wrote this
    no offence to molls or any of her fans i just adore kelly’s writing style

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  7. Jacq says:
    August 2, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Debbie Rowe has meth-mouth. She really shouldn’t go out without her partials in.

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  8. DarkEmpress says:
    August 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Having kids nowadays is like finding an oil source in your backyard.

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  9. Donkey Punch says:
    August 3, 2009 at 12:03 am

    Every time there was a scandal with MJ this cockroach showed up looking for more money. After all the millions she has blackmailed from the Jackson family why is this woman wearing a t-shirt (even if it is an internet meme)?

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  10. someone says:
    August 3, 2009 at 3:16 am

    I thought she was only interested in the kids being kept away from Joe???

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  11. FrozeRightHere says:
    August 3, 2009 at 3:48 am

    One of my 1st thoughts when MJ died was OMG those kids are free! Nobody else is ever going to make them walk around masked & shrouded.

    At least there are 3 of them, cause they are pretty much their only peer group. Do you think Blanket will feel left out cause he doesn’t have a known mother & they do, or he will he be grateful that no fat white horsey lady is living off him?

    I really hope they make it okay, & I hope Debbie Rowe did work some “Keep Joe Away” clause into the negotiations. It’s all so whack.

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  12. Kate O says:
    August 3, 2009 at 7:02 am

    Didn’t she play the fat dancer chick in Jaba’s (Star Wars) palace?

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  13. Bia says:
    August 3, 2009 at 9:45 am

    I have that shirt…

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  14. misscogito says:
    August 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    how are the kids fucked by this arrangement?

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